Clever/Amusing Sledges you have heard while playing

[Nate]

Right handed batsman and he used his left arm. Make of that what you will.

 

[Hero_Don]

This isnt one I heard personally, but my dad heard this one. Whilst umpiring, Adam Crosthwaite, the young victorian wicketkeeper, was at the crease, the opposition keeper started saying "mate, your gonna be an absolubte star, you've got the world at your feet, your gonna be a champ" Out 3 balls later.

 

[33/3from3.3]

what school do you go to

st thomas of canterbry collage. totally mental

OK - average mental age of posts in this thread: six.
Can we please raise it or leave it?

niel your wrong its 5. gee wizz get it rite.

i herd a good sledge on saturday by their batsman "more wides than casandra" after our bowler had bowled 4 wides in one over . the batsmen soon explaned that casandra was a 100kg girl who was 13 and 2 yers above her level in school.
for blocking batsmen - "more blocks than lego"
for edging batsman - "more edges than a rubix cube"

 

[Lyell_Chris]

i go to that school too

are you still at school or are you 5th form or above

 

[33/3from3.3]

i go to that school too.
are you still at school or are you 5th form or above

OK can you prove that you go to st thomas here are questions you would know only if you go to saint thomas.
1.who is the principal
2.whats your name and what form are you
3.who is the graphics teacher
4.what are the 4 houses
5.what does mr.weber teach
6.complete this phrase, mongrel _ _ _ ( each line means a missing letter)

im year 9 damn it

 

[33/3from3.3]

i go to that school too
are you still at school or are you 5th form or above

prove that you go to st thomas

im year 9

 

[Lyell_Chris]

OK can you prove that you go to st thomas here are questions you would know only if you go to saint thomas.
1.who is the principal
2.whats your name and what form are you
3.who is the graphics teacher
4.what are the 4 houses
5.what does mr.weber teach
6.complete this phrase, mongrel _ _ _ ( each line means a missing letter)

im year 9 damn it

1.Bruce Stevenson
2. I'm in year 9 i'll tell you my name on msn
3.Mr Finigan
4. Joyce, Rice, Marlow, McClintock
5. Music
6.Mob??

 

[33/3from3.3]

1.Bruce Stevenson
2. I'm in year 9 i'll tell you my name on msn
3.Mr Finigan
4. Joyce, Rice, Marlow, McClintock
5. Music
6.Mob??

Well youve convinced me
ive added you to msn
but you got number 6 rong

 

[andyc]

6.complete this phrase, mongrel _ _ _ ( each line means a missing letter)

Dog, obviously.

And why did you get so angry just cause he said he went to your school?

 

[open365]

st thomas of canterbry collage. totally mental



niel your wrong its 5. gee wizz get it rite.

i herd a good sledge on saturday by their batsman "more wides than casandra" after our bowler had bowled 4 wides in one over . the batsmen soon explaned that casandra was a 100kg girl who was 13 and 2 yers above her level in school.
for blocking batsmen - "more blocks than lego"
for edging batsman - "more edges than a rubix cube"

with that post you've just brought it down another year....

i've played against a one armed rugby player before,very off-putting considering he was wearing a long sleaved shirt.

 

[33/3from3.3]

Dog, obviously.
And why did you get so angry just cause he said he went to your school?

i didnt get angry and i know exactly who that guy is now
by the way its not dog. its kid
thats my nickname bcoz i kickd a guy in the nuts
im a bit angry. but not with lyell-chris

 

[marc71178]

You really are a nice person aren't you, first you rejoice in telling us how you spat at someone, now you're telling us about kicking someone...

 

[Lyell_Chris]

honestly Marc he's 4 foot tall so he can't do much except spit and kick in the nuts

 

[Nate]

gaygay/gayfromgay.gay?

 

[Lyell_Chris]

he's not gay I'm trying to hook him up with a midjet girl from the school down the road so they can make midjet love

 

[Nate]

Nah, I`d get some 6`5 chick for even more entertainment value.

I challenge Neil to do a 'My Fair Lady' with this kid.

 

[Barney Rubble]

I challenge Neil to do a 'My Fair Lady' with this kid.

Best. Idea. Ever.

No, wait......

Nah, I`d get some 6`5 chick for even more entertainment value.

I challenge Neil to do a 'My Fair Lady' with this kid.

Two. Best. Ideas. Ever.

 

[33/3from3.3]

Best. Idea. Ever.

No, wait......

Two. Best. Ideas. Ever.

whats a my fair lady
its 4 foot 8 thank you v much chris
and since when have you tried to hook me up with a mijet gurl
after i kickd tht guy he beat me with my own shoe

 

[marc71178]

after i kickd tht guy he beat me with my own shoe

And that's supposed to make us feel sorry for you?

 

[33/3from3.3]

i dont want your sympathy