Archived [19/01/09] Battrick

[NZTailender]

Jimmy Knowles - 21 yo, BT Rating=48,670
RH Batsman, RFM Bowler, abysmal batting form, superb bowling form, energetic fitness.
An attacking player with mediocre leadership skills and mediocre experience.
Stamina: respectable Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: worthless Concentration: woeful
Bowling: sensational Consistency: remarkable
Fielding: woeful

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

14. Darius Hyde - 19 yo, BT Rating=28,918 shortcut
RH Batsman, RH Spin Bowler, superb batting form, superb bowling form, moderate fitness.
A steady player with abysmal leadership skills and feeble experience.
Stamina: respectable Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: worthless Concentration: proficient
Bowling: remarkable Consistency: proficient
Fielding: abysmal

Wrong secondary dammit.

 

[Johnners]

No pops (n)

 

[EARLOBE]

Nope. The stamina ceiling is superb +6. So only 6 weeks if you want it to be at the absolute maximum.

Ah, even better. I want that stamina net elsewhere.

 

[andyc]

Sarwar Nizamuddin - 18 yo, BT Rating=14,044
RH Batsman, RF Bowler, competent batting form, proficient bowling form, energetic fitness.
A defensive player with worthless leadership skills and abysmal experience.
Stamina: respectable Wicket Keeping: feeble
Batting: worthless Concentration: competent
Bowling: strong Consistency: proficient
Fielding: woeful

 

[Dead Badger]

Piercy shaping up nicely:

Darren Piercy - 20 yo, BT Rating=42,114
RH Batsman, LH Spin Bowler, strong batting form, strong bowling form, lively fitness.
A cautious player with worthless leadership skills and woeful experience.
Stamina: proficient Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: worthless Concentration: abysmal
Bowling: exceptional Consistency: quality
Fielding: abysmal

 

[Adamc]

Mark Boffy - 27 yo, BT Rating=30,478
RH Batsman, RFM Bowler, proficient batting form, worthless bowling form, sublime fitness.
A destructive player with feeble leadership skills and remarkable experience.
Stamina: feeble Wicket Keeping: abysmal
Batting: abysmal Concentration: feeble
Bowling: remarkable Consistency: remarkable
Fielding: feeble

Deadline:
13/11/2008 11:30

Asking Price: £4,400,000

Bid. (y)

 

[andruid]

Anthony Menzies - 18 yo, BT Rating=15,139
RH Batsman, RFM Bowler, superb batting form, respectable bowling form, invigorated fitness.
A steady player with respectable leadership skills and abysmal experience.
Stamina: mediocre Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: worthless Concentration: woeful
Bowling: proficient Consistency: superb
Fielding: competent

Edward Cavanagh - 19 yo, BT Rating=18,872
RH Batsman, RFM Bowler, superb batting form, competent bowling form, invigorated fitness.
A destructive player with woeful leadership skills and feeble experience.
Stamina: mediocre Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: worthless Concentration: woeful
Bowling: superb Consistency: superb
Fielding: mediocre


Julian Nel - 19 yo, BT Rating=11,821
RH Batsman, RH Spin Bowler, proficient batting form, superb bowling form, sublime fitness.
A destructive player with strong leadership skills and woeful experience.
Stamina: feeble Wicket Keeping: respectable
Batting: proficient Concentration: respectable
Bowling: abysmal Consistency: abysmal
Fielding: feeble

 

[headhunter]

Rafi Bashir - 18 yo, BT Rating=32,389
RH Batsman, RH Spin Bowler, superb batting form, proficient bowling form, fresh fitness.
A destructive player with strong leadership skills and worthless experience.
Stamina: superb Wicket Keeping: woeful
Batting: superb Concentration: respectable
Bowling: superb Consistency: respectable
Fielding: feeble

More pops for Rafi

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

18. Tony Obrien - 17 yo, BT Rating=5,645
RH Batsman, RM Bowler, superb batting form, worthless bowling form, fresh fitness.
A destructive player with strong leadership skills and abysmal experience.
Stamina: woeful Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: proficient Concentration: competent
Bowling: woeful Consistency: woeful
Fielding: feeble

14. Bob Tiny - 18 yo, BT Rating=13,552
RH Batsman, RFM Bowler, strong batting form, proficient bowling form, invigorated fitness.
An attacking player with abysmal leadership skills and woeful experience.
Stamina: abysmal Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: proficient Concentration: mediocre
Bowling: respectable Consistency: strong
Fielding: worthless

 

[nibbs]

I've been brain storming nicknames for Grady lately. Top of the list atm? The Lion Man.

Grady Allison - 19 yo, BT Rating=18,651
RH Batsman, RFM Bowler, strong batting form, mediocre bowling form, lively fitness.
A cautious player with competent leadership skills and feeble experience.
Stamina: proficient Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: worthless Concentration: mediocre
Bowling: superb Consistency: competent
Fielding: competent

 

[Robertinho]

The way he performs you should be calling him Rain Man.

 

[NZTailender]

Superbman?


I'll get my coat.

 

[Nate]

'Grade A' Allison imo

 

[Dead Badger]

Someone's been smoking something while adding commentary lines again:

Quick single, nicely run by Janes. He's one part whippet, that man. By that I mean he's fast, of course, not that he has undescended testicles which I understand is common in that breed. Though if he gets hit in the box, he may be two parts whippet.

 

[Robertinho]

Hahaha.

I had a big win in my FC game today:

The Night Owls 356ao from 103.4 overs
Halliday 131
Gothard 80
Mcmillan 4/71
Mullis 3/45
Mulholland 2/50

Anchormen 4/360dec from 94 overs
Gray 161*
Mcmillan 116
Montgomery 2/49

The Night Owls 60ao from 28.5 overs
Fairweather 29
Mulholland 3/8
Mullis 3/12
Mcmillan 2/20

Anchormen 2/58 from 20.1 overs
Gray 33*
Faulds 1/11

Anchormen win by 8 wickets.

The old guard, in Gray (161* & 33* and 4 dismissals) and Mcmillan (116 and 4/71 & 2/20) leading the way! And to think, I was considering selling them. That makes it 5/5 for Div 2 FC so far, 25 points ahead of 2nd. Incredible start really. I'm not getting ahead of myself but with a bit of luck I could conceivably find myself in Div 1 next season

My last two wins (against two top 4 sides) have come without my #1 bowler as well. Good signs.

 

[Dead Badger]

Well, this is fairly rubbish:

End of Over 25: 69-9, runrate=2.76, reqrunrate=7.20 (248-3)
Zammit 3-1-4-1
Marriott* 8 (9 balls)
Pead 4 (27 balls)
Last Wicket: Piercy c. Gallop b. Zammit 0 (FOW: 63/9)

I'm not going to be troubling the top half of div III for too long, then.

 

[Dead Badger]

Looks like I'm set to lose my third competitive match in a row; first time that'll have happened since season 5, when I'd just started playing. Boo.

End of Over 27: 153-2, runrate=5.67, reqrunrate=4.48 (255-6)
Marriott 7-0-41-0
Hassall* 63 (71 balls)
Craddock 12 (14 balls)
Last Wicket: Van blerk Run Out 54 (FOW: 112/2)

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

4. Steve Shaka - 23 yo, BT Rating=130,384 shortcut
LH Batsman, LM Bowler, feeble batting form, respectable bowling form, fair fitness.
A defensive player with woeful leadership skills and competent experience.
Stamina: respectable Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: miraculous Concentration: superb
Bowling: phenomenal Consistency: remarkable
Fielding: worthless

Why are all-rounders doomed to fall in form as soon as they hit my squad? It's stupid, the ****'s hit runs and taken bucketloads of wickets for me but nahhhh, he's losing form. ****kkkkk.

14. Darius Hyde - 19 yo, BT Rating=29,410 shortcut
RH Batsman, RH Spin Bowler, strong batting form, superb bowling form, moderate fitness.
A steady player with abysmal leadership skills and feeble experience.
Stamina: respectable Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: worthless Concentration: proficient
Bowling: remarkable Consistency: proficient
Fielding: woeful

Pretty useless pop but I'll take it, bit more fielding can never hurt.

5. Bradley Dickinson - 18 yo, BT Rating=19,382 shortcut
LH Batsman, LM Bowler, superb batting form, superb bowling form, fresh fitness.
A cautious player with woeful leadership skills and abysmal experience.
Stamina: mediocre Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: feeble Concentration: worthless
Bowling: quality Consistency: proficient
Fielding: worthless

Gunnnnn pop.

 

[Nate]

How many nets do you have Dickinson on?