Apologies in advance if this sounds like a spoilt little fanny's rant when he can't get his own way - Because in effect that's exactly what it is - Though not wholly without justification, as I've been robbed! Not just robbed! I've been punched to the ground like a granny up against a Chav in the street, I've had my pension-book stolen, taken a couple of boots to the face and had a hand up my skirt for good measure!!
These are the ratings for the match in which I've just been humiliated , which included a record stand for my ground of 227, between two Comp batsmen.
Cymru Gurgitaters
The Night Watch
Top Order:
competent
mediocre
Middle Order:
feeble
feeble
Lower Order:
abysmal
abysmal
Seam Bowling:
mediocre
mediocre
Spin Bowling:
competent
useless
Fielding:
woeful
woeful
Now let's get one thing straight, I'm not *****ing about losing per se, more about the manner of my defeat. My opponents had a Med rated top order, I had a Med rated Seam attack and a Comp Spin rating, therefore one would presume that they'd be pretty evenly matched. So how come I don't take a wicket for nearly forty overs? And how come a really pretty low Comp batsman is able to slap my two very near Strong bowlers around with virtual impunity? Conversely, I had a Comp rated top order, as opposed to their Med seamers and Use Spin - So you'd presume that I'd have slightly the upper hand right? So how come I find myself 24/3 on a flat pitch, with a Strong a Prof and A Resp back in the hutch??
I know that they've got hardon-inducing Morale and the sort of fitness you can only get by drinking Shane Warne's Mum's lemonade, and that might even explain why they eventually beat me despite being a vastly inferior side, but it does not, and can not be allowed to be justification for the manner of the defeat!! That's total cack!
And Mark, no offence mate, but please just let me have my rant, as I may well say something I'll live to truly regret if you come back at me with you're usual "it's only a game and it's free stuff!" Yes it's free, but I'd gladly pay more if it helped to iron out idiotic anathemas such as this. And of course it's not just a game, if it were just a game then why the holy **** would we spend half our lives playing it and the other half talking about it on here? It clearly matters to people, in the same way in which RL cricket really matters to people, despite being "Just a game!". It is, in the main, a fantastic game, which makes it all the more frustrating when horsecrap like this happens. This result is not only wrong, it's also bad for the game and the two respective leagues. I haven't studied my new league in detail, but I imagine that I'll be one of the stronger sides in it, and I can tell you for certain, The Night Watch will get dicked on in my old league, making two uncompetitive leagues - Whereas, given a Morale and Fitness reset, The Gurs would have been able to hold their own in my old league next season.
Yes I'm a bad loser, but what's the point in even taking part in anything in life if you're comfortable with the prospect of losing? why even bother?
Later, Trev