C_C said:
So it is a generalisation i guess to say that the cuisine, literature, music, etc. in Manchester is pretty much exactly the same as in London.
Right-O.
Tell me what generalisation i've made.
Don't be a know-it-all. For a start, cuisine in many parts of the UK is totally different - there are many dishes that are traditional in one part of the country but unheard-of elsewhere.
Cuisine
Black pudding - essentially from the North and the Midlands, but each area has its own recipes.
White Pudding - Scotland and Ireland only
Cornish Pasty - Essex
Yorkshire Pudding - Lancashire
Lancashire Hotpot - The Isle of Wight
Jellied Eels - Manchester only.
Parkin - Edinburgh and other parts of South Wales
Pease Pudding - everywhere except the village of Eastry
Haggis - Imported from the stupid part of Canada
The only food famous the world over that originated from England is Chicken Tikka Masala.
Literature
It's well-known that people from Liverpool are only taught to read the words 'Unemployment' and 'Benefit'.
Everyone else just reads cigarette advertisements and menus in Chinese restaurants before ordering 20 No 6.
Music
Unfortunately, I've heard an instrument called 'The Bagpipes'. This monstrosity has a number of regional variations. A few useful points about bagpipes are as follows:
The Irish version is pumped by the use of bellows.
The English version is played as far away as possible.
The Scottish version is blown.
All of them suck.
The bagpipe is made from the shed skin of the haggis with its exoskeleton still attached.
The name 'Bagpipe' is derived from the noise made by a cat being strangled
(a condensation of the words 'Bagpuss' and 'Windpipe')