1st Test at Brisbane, 8th-12th of December 2021

[honestbharani]

One thing about this Australian side is that you are honestly not out of the game, coz they could collapse or fall apart easily next test too. The worry really is if England will be strong enough mentally to either force something like that or even take advantage of it, if it does happen.

 

[social]

manbuns are always ridiculous and this is a hill I am prepared to die on.

Any kid will tell you that the mullet is the way to go these days

 

[Starfighter]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1468773355406852100

How much technology goes into a system like this? A camera and monitor? A radio? Dire.

 

[TheJediBrah]

Feel sorry for England. Sounds like the first session was one full of half chances and hard luck. That no ball issue is definitely annoying. You are not gonna beat them anyways but its harder when the umps join their side too.

lol wtf

classic

 

[Burgey]

Lol why aren't they telling people that from the get-go ffs?

 

[Gnske]

It's amazing when technology breaks the absolute fallacy that is human umpiring is always exposed for the sham it is.

 

[TheJediBrah]

Aussies getting overconfident. Don't need to gift a **** spinner wickets

 

[Burgey]

Don't need to gift a **** spinner wickets

That's all of them then.

 

[Gnske]

@TheJediBrah who's more ****, or shitter. Nathan Lyon or Jack Leach.

 

[OverratedSanity]

Aussies getting overconfident. Don't need to gift a **** spinner wickets

What a glorious summer. Australia getting owned by 3 **** spinners in one series.

 

[Starfighter]

Lol why aren't they telling people that from the get-go ffs?

Because they're morons?

 

[TheJediBrah]

@TheJediBrah who's more ****, or ****ter. Nathan Lyon or Jack Leach.

Lyon makes Leach look like an adonis. Both very unattractive, follicularly-challenged beta males. Of course they bowl spin

 

[honestbharani]

Woakes looked good that over. Leach seemed like he can get someone out if they overattack him. England should build on this.

But of course, this just means Root will replace Woakes now at this end.

 

[Burgey]

Lyon makes Leach look like an adonis. Both very unattractive, follicularly-challenged beta males. Of course they bowl spin

And finger spin at that. The global developmental delay of cricketing skill sets.

 

[Fuller Pilch]

Does Australia not use the no ball siren?

Not yet. The no ball siren is the greatest innovation in cricket since Kerry Packer brought in coloured clothing.

 

[Starfighter]

Leach needs to slow up his pace IMO, at least to Marnus, and see if he can get a bit more bite from the wicket. Also I don't remember his run looking so hesitant, it's not rhythmic at all.

 

[TheJediBrah]

So England only have 1 selector (the coach) who makes a virtually unilateral decision? Itstl

 

[Burgey]

Errrghhh don't show that Simon Jones injury. Was ****ed up.

 

[Starfighter]

Lol the comms talking about Silverwood being sole selector and coach.

That worked well last time

 

[OverratedSanity]

Stokes isnt moving well at all