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  1. stephen

    Will this be England's worst ever 5-0 defeat in Australia?

    We don't hate the English. We just really enjoy destroying them in sporting contests. A good 20% of people living here are English expats. It's like our interstate rivalries - we want to beat each other up in the same way brothers want to beat each other up. Australians really don't hate...
  2. stephen

    Will this be England's worst ever 5-0 defeat in Australia?

    I'm all for England bashing, but blaming the current English for colonialism is like blaming the modern ALP for the white Australia policy. It's complete nonsense. We should instead be bashing England for producing someone who was willing to marry a toxic person like Meghan Markle, and the...
  3. stephen

    4th Test at Sydney (?) - Jan 5-9 2022

    Boony has tested positive for covid but is apparently asymptomatic. Covid must be allergic to pure masculinity and VB.
  4. stephen

    Will this be England's worst ever 5-0 defeat in Australia?

    Always batted 7.
  5. stephen

    3rd Test at Melbourne - December 26 - 30

    I don't think I've ever been happier to have been so wrong about a player than I was about Boland*. What a great second innings bowling performance from him. Not bad from the bloke who wouldn't have gotten a test if not for the injury of 3 others and the retirement of another. Genuinely very...
  6. stephen

    Will this be England's worst ever 5-0 defeat in Australia?

    Yeah Australia has the core of a great side right now. Warner and Smith are getting a bit old now, which is the biggest concern other than the other opener.
  7. stephen

    Should the rest of this series just be a preparation for Australia's subcontinent tours?

    Hope you get better soon SJS. I like it when we get older folks in here to offer their insights on the game.
  8. stephen

    3rd Test at Melbourne - December 26 - 30

    Price's law at work.
  9. stephen

    3rd Test at Melbourne - December 26 - 30

    So I watched the cricket this morning and it finished faster than a virgin on their wedding night. I didn't even have enough time to get properly lubricated.
  10. stephen

    3rd Test at Melbourne - December 26 - 30

    Great ball by Boland.
  11. stephen

    3rd Test at Melbourne - December 26 - 30

    Green is easily Australia's 3rd best quick in this match. If we wanted to, demoting him to 8 and playing Khawaja is still an option.
  12. stephen

    3rd Test at Melbourne - December 26 - 30

    Fmd I am the cure to England's woes.
  13. stephen

    3rd Test at Melbourne - December 26 - 30

    This is such a valuable partnership by Cumstar
  14. stephen

    3rd Test at Melbourne - December 26 - 30

    Where is Green looking to score? He looks like a night watchman at the moment.
  15. stephen

    3rd Test at Melbourne - December 26 - 30

    The darkest timeline.
  16. stephen

    3rd Test at Melbourne - December 26 - 30

    That's the Travis Head we've all grown to love.
  17. stephen

    3rd Test at Melbourne - December 26 - 30

    Only after around 4 bounces.
  18. stephen

    3rd Test at Melbourne - December 26 - 30

    Inside edge here?
  19. stephen

    3rd Test at Melbourne - December 26 - 30

    Smith has averaged 40 since the 2019 England tour.
  20. stephen

    3rd Test at Melbourne - December 26 - 30

    While it's an exaggeration, this was the kind of innings I was thinking about: https://www.espncricinfo.com/series/england-in-australia-and-new-zealand-2017-18-1072261/australia-vs-england-1st-test-1072305/full-scorecard

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