*Official* New Zealand vs Pakistan 2022/23

[Starfighter]

Shan has really seemed unhinged this test.

One would like to think that he's been unhinged because he knows it's probably his last test, but he'll somehow survive the cut over batsmen who have been performing domestically and have far higher potential.

 

[OverratedSanity]

No luck there, genuinely got the better of Masood.

Shan has really seemed unhinged this test.

Not that he's usually good anyway but it really seems like someone's been in his ear trying to get him to Intent it up. Very strange approach in every innings.

 

[Moss]

Not that he's usually good anyway but it really seems like someone's been in his ear trying to get him to Intent it up. Very strange approach in every innings.

I suppose there’s hope for his T20 career!

 

[ataraxia]

How did he play all his 19 T20Is in less than 2 months btw? 7 v Eng, 5 in the Banglawash and 7 at the WC? Huh.

 

[wellAlbidarned]

Jazzy should bowl dirty roundarm darts here

 

[wellAlbidarned]

dirty roundarm darts

Stay tuned for my next musical project

 

[Athlai]

Good to see so many kiwis panicking throughout the session. I was busy babysitting my nephews and I return to it still very comfortable looking

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

Stay tuned for my next musical project

A sequel to Dribbling Darts, I assume?

 

[Athlai]

Where my Macewell haters at?? Where they at???

 

[wellAlbidarned]

A sequel to Dribbling Darts, I assume?

Our first single - "Hey Macewell"

 

[Binkley]

Our first single - "Hey Macewell"

I was trying to work out how to make a “Hey Judith” reference, but decided no one would get it!

 

[Binkley]

Where my Macewell haters at?? Where they at???

I am here and proud of it.

 

[Athlai]

The rest are cowards

 

[wellAlbidarned]

I was trying to work out how to make a “Hey Judith” reference, but decided no one would get it!

Haha weird namedrop but both my parents were in the Darts. Fair assumption except Heef is fluent in C-tier NZ indie music from the 90s

 

[Moss]

Great session for NZ. Couldn’t quite keep a lid on the scoring but being 2 wickets into the tail is gold.

Sodhi the key to getting Sarfaraz (who’s looking quite determined), needs a good spell after lunch. Ajaz unfortunately not looking threatening at all.

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

Hey Macewell

IloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyou.

Help him Ple-eee-eeese
To get through
He's the o-only one
Who's a little po-ooo

I love you
I-i-i really do

hey macewell - a a
hey macewell

Your long-ho-ooops
I'd prefer your da-ad's
I've been wounded, yes wounded
You've got to give me a wicket I never ha-aad

I love you
I-i-i really do

Only you can smack DLF maxes
Getting leg-side haxies

I lo-ooo-ve you

hey macewell - oo oo
hey macewell - e e
hey macewell - a a
hey macewell

etc.

~~~~~

NICHE. You know it!

 

[trundler]

Muhammad Huraira, Kamran Ghulam, and Tayyab Tahir all have far more upside than Shan Masood. Either can come in as a straight swap or they can just drop Masood and bring back Rizwan.

 

[Binkley]

I reckon there is a pretty decent cross-over between people who know the words to obscure indie hits from the ‘90s and people who know Ross Taylor’s batting average to two decimal places.

 

[social]

Very impressed with Naseem’s bowling

Big call but he could be another Cummins

And yes I do know that he’s probably not 19

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

The rest are cowards

Go tap a sign binch