*Official* New Zealand vs Pakistan 2022/23

[Athlai]

Go tap a sign binch

I'll tap your mum's sign

 

[thierry henry]

Sarfaraz has us ****ed (best Montepulciano I’ve ever had, and the trevally crudo? damn)

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

Oh yeah, well I went to the jerk sign store and they're running out of Bracewells

 

[_Ed_]

Absolutely filthy first ball of the session.

 

[Moss]

Worth giving Mitchell a few overs if they aren't able to dislodge Sarfaraz, bowl wicket to wicket with pace off and see if he wants to take a risk.

 

[_Ed_]

Aw man, would have been handy if that had stuck.

 

[trundler]

Dour Shakeel

 

[Athlai]

The mighty woodpecker prying out a tasty grub

 

[Athlai]

The mighty bakery selling pies

 

[Moss]

Some comeback from Sarfaraz, even if you can't say the same of his keeping. Giving NZ some headaches now. Great effort.

 

[Athlai]

Such a **** keeper though. Kakmal levels seriously

 

[Kenneth Viljoen]

Sarfraz Ahmed is in sublime form , 4 50's in a row

 

[Howe_zat]

Pakistan should just bat Shakeel and 3 and Sarfraz at 5 yeah? Then let their actual keeper keep.

Also find bowlers but that's harder

 

[trundler]

Pakistan should just bat Shakeel and 3 and Sarfraz at 5 yeah? Then let their actual keeper keep.

Also find bowlers but that's harder

This is the most logical course of action. Along with Shaheen doping.

 

[Athlai]

I want Shadab

 

[Howe_zat]

I want Shadab

shadab died on the way to his home planet

 

[Athlai]

Tom Blundell would be Pakistanis ATG WK

 

[cnerd123]

Alright just going out for a flash anniversary dinner now, here’s one last WE’RE DEFINITELY GONNA LOSE for the road

quick come back NZ need you

 

[Days of Grace]

We’re not taking another wicket, are we?
How many ****ing times this year have we had a side 5 down defending 300 plus, only to lose at a canter?

 

[Athlai]

Plenty of time