*Official* Australia in Pakistan 2022

[Burgey]

Washington sundar dismissal in the 4th test wasn't particularly reassuring of his ability vs spin TBH, played down the complete wrong line vs a straight one on a flat deck.

They’re all straight ones Ffs. Just plonk on the front dog and bomb the useless ****ers.

 

[Burgey]

Batting lineup is starting to come together really well. Uzzie is having an end of career resurgence, warner is past it but still averaging mid 30's, marnus is at his peak, smudge is still averaging low 40's, head is averaging 40, green is coming along well and carey is starting to find the middle.

Bit worrying that our next 2 batsmen in the squad are mitch marsh and harris though 0_0

Smith is averaging 60 odd this series with a HS of 78 ffs. **** needs to go on with it

 

[Burgey]

he couldn't do that in home roads ffs

Your face is a home road

 

[social]

Batting lineup is starting to come together really well. Uzzie is having an end of career resurgence, warner is past it but still averaging mid 30's, marnus is at his peak, smudge is still averaging low 40's, head is averaging 40, green is coming along well and carey is starting to find the middle.

Bit worrying that our next 2 batsmen in the squad are mitch marsh and harris though 0_0

Who’s our next opener?

Uzzie & Warner are old

Harris is not good enough

Puc is a head knock away from forced retirement

Street?

 

[Burgey]

Who’s our next opener?

Uzzie & Warner are old

Harris is not good enough

Puc is a head knock away from forced retirement

Street?

Your face is a head knock away from forced retirement.

Tim Ward of Tasmania is our next test opener and will have a career average of 45 plus

edit: sorry, thought you were Shri there for a second

 

[Gob]

Who’s our next opener?

Uzzie & Warner are old

Harris is not good enough

Puc is a head knock away from forced retirement

Street?

Hunt

 

[Shady Slim]

Who’s our next opener?

Uzzie & Warner are old

Harris is not good enough

Puc is a head knock away from forced retirement

Street?

RYAN HACKNEY

 

[Gob]

No reason why Usman can't go on for 3 more years

 

[Prince EWS]

Green is a massive talent & the only things that will stop him from having an highly successful test career are injuries & headspace

BUT he’s not suddenly going to be launching Jadeja into the Ganges on a bunsen

People definitely taking that Burgey meme too seriously here, one feels.

 

[Burgey]

People definitely taking that Burgey meme too seriously here, one feels.

It’s not a meme, ****.

Look, all the greats did it to the worthless filth.

Finger spinners are the worst of not just cricket, but humanity. If they were in politics they’d be that Boikov ****.

Who among us hasn’t been at preseason and some six feet five **** gets out of the car, walks over to the nets and everyone is amped up this **** will bowl heat, and he says “Hi fellas, I’m an offie”?

You aren’t an offie, you’re a piece of ****.

Finger spinners. Disappointing humanity since forever.

 

[cnerd123]

I bet Burgey sucks at playing finger spin. Probably got tortured by a couple of them in club cricket over the years. Bet he's one of those dudes who can't get it off the square, playing 4 dots before finding a single.

 

[Shady Slim]

It’s not a meme, ****.

Look, all the greats did it to the worthless filth.

Finger spinners are the worst of not just cricket, but humanity. If they were in politics they’d be that Boikov ****.

Who among us hasn’t been at preseason and some six feet five **** gets out of the car, walks over to the nets and everyone is amped up this **** will bowl heat, and he says “Hi fellas, I’m an offie”?

You aren’t an offie, you’re a piece of ****.

Finger spinners. Disappointing humanity since forever.

this post is brilliant because that's exactly what how this sort of bloke would introduce himself

 

[honestbharani]

The words I regret ever being anywhere near are “hi CW, I’m honestbharani from chennai” tbh

Abd yet you are still here............hmmmmmmmm... interesting...... ????

 

[Burgey]

I bet Burgey sucks at playing finger spin. Probably got tortured by a couple of them in club cricket over the years. Bet he's one of those dudes who can't get it off the square, playing 4 dots before finding a single.

lol no. Finger spinners are woeful. Genuinely the pits.

 

[honestbharani]

edit: sorry, thought you were Shri there for a second

Racist IMO...

 

[Shady Slim]

Abd yet you are still here............hmmmmmmmm... interesting...... ????

@honestbharani is on the questionable react train you love to see it

@James take note the people have spoken loud and have spoken clear

 

[Gob]

It’s not a meme, ****.

Look, all the greats did it to the worthless filth.

Finger spinners are the worst of not just cricket, but humanity. If they were in politics they’d be that Boikov ****.

Who among us hasn’t been at preseason and some six feet five **** gets out of the car, walks over to the nets and everyone is amped up this **** will bowl heat, and he says “Hi fellas, I’m an offie”?

You aren’t an offie, you’re a piece of ****.

Finger spinners. Disappointing humanity since forever.

Migara said finger spin is an art

 

[Burgey]

Migara said finger spin is an art

And I said that bird at the Vauxhall Tavern in 2003 doing a double jointed private show was art, but that doesn’t necessarily make it so

 

[Prince EWS]

And I said that bird at the Vauxhall Tavern in 2003 doing a double jointed private show was art, but that doesn’t necessarily make it so

Your face was at the Vauxhall Tavern in 2003 doing a double jointed private show.

 

[Spark]

Smith is averaging 60 odd this series with a HS of 78 ffs. **** needs to go on with it

He's averaging 40 since the last Ashes but that's also with a strike rate of 40. If he actually scored at a normal pace again he'd be completely fine.