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Indian team complains about bland Australian food

Arachnodouche

International Captain
Desis are ****ing precious about food when they're abroad. A man should eat primarily for nutrition and functional value. Taste is welcome but secondary. Indian cuisine reverses this relationship with food and so we have an entire population of crybabies surviving on chips and fruits when they tour abroad.
 

andruid

Cricketer Of The Year
Had Kangaroo today. Decent but paled in comparison to the Wagyu 6+.
Try goat next. There's a place in Kenya called Kikopey where they roast goats that have spent their lives grazing on wild vegetation and drinking mineral rich water from a lake with no natural outlets. So tasty
 
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Burgey

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Australia is pretty average for high end food... which is surprising.

For example, I was told Rockpool in Crown casino was one of the better places to eat... but it was basically TGI Fridays with dim lighting and water features.

This may have changed since I was last there... given the money to be made in Aus I assume the top European and Japanese chefs will be looking to invest.
You got some bad advice there. Hopefully it was deliberate on their part and it cost you a fortune for very average food.
 

Senile Sentry

International Debutant
This thread is hilarious.

For a immigrant country with an ever increasing desi expat population j would have expected the dining scene to have improved over the last decade.
 

Burgey

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Dining scene is awesome. Certainly more diverse than most places, because people actually want to move here as opposed to wanting to get out of their cesspool of origin. Fantastic array of cuisines from all over the world, with amazing produce too. You can even get tap water for the table which doesn’t lead to a battery of stool tests to determine the nature of the intestinal parasite you’ve picked up.

Would recommend. Just not to you.
 

Burgey

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As a company well known for delivering less than sterling customer satisfaction at an elevated cost, they’re well qualified to do so tbf.
 

Red

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VB and Carlton Draught are both decent beers, especially on tap.

Neither hold a candle to Melbourne Bitter though.
 

Kirkut

International Regular
Mild spicy food (relatively bland and not super bland) is what athletes must eat. Strong spices messes up your concentration on the game day.
 

Burgey

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Not unless you drink Carlton Draught or VB. Absolute horse piss.
I don’t drink beer any more. I drink vodka, lime and soda; assorted ****tails and very expensive wine. Have outgrown the peasants’ brew tbh.
 

harsh.ag

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Anyone spending money on very expensive wine is a moro..... connoisseur. I meant a connoisseur.
 

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