Love the use of the term douchepimple. Stealing that.
Obnoxious manlet.
Very nice.
What are we talking about here?
Tweeted out a completely random dig at the Aus Women's team and tried to make dubious points about "Australian culture"
Plausible deniability I guess. If we shared a dressing room where ball tampering was openly suggested and you suggested standing on the ball I'd be looking for better ideas.
In fairness I was taking a shot at your entire country rather than your home city.
That's pretty much going from... members of an Aus team have been complicit in ball tampering, to an entire organization, CA, and country are complicit in cheating? Pathetic from him.
It wasn't even cheating! It was being insufficiently congratulatory to an opposition player while the game was still going on.
From this it seems Warner is much more culpable but Smith gets the same sentence? I mean, I guess he is captain. I'm fascinated to know why Warner singled out Bancroft to implement the 'plan'. Hope that comes out in the wash. Really, the lesson is to never admit to your cheating in a press conference, however obvious. Deny, deny, deny.This makes Warner look like an enormous tool. Came up with the plan, coerced a youngster to do it and when it was exposed, refused to front up and admit any wrongdoing. Wow. I'm honestly a bit speechless. Despicable worm. I have a bit of sympathy for both Smith and Bancroft. None for this douchepimple.
New guy, eager to please and Warner was his senior opening partner.
At the Risk of another profile infraction from you I dare say it not really the best time to showboat the so called Aussie culture.
Why should Smith accept the ban but not Warner? Maybe he really is that weak a personality.
