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Baggy Green ball tampering: Bancroft, Smith and the Aussie "Leadership Group"

Pratters

Cricket, Lovely Cricket
Indian cricketers and many former players in administration have remained shut. BCCI runs the ship like a true dictator.
 

Zinzan

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Enjoyed this and had a laugh. Which one of you shunts wrote it? Looking at you Dan.

https://www.facebook.com/objectivecricketmemes/posts/972658809548274
I'm not sure...

If/when Smith loses the captaincy, it does set up a hell of a redemption story in the long run.

Fast forward to 2028. Smith, nearing 40, has been facing rumours about retirement. He's the elder statesman of the batting unit. He can't take part in leadership roles, but can still score truckloads of runs. He's closing in on 20k Test runs.

Australia are on tour. Their captain Alex Carey has just emotionally quit after an embarrassing defeat in the 1st Test of an overseas tour, after a string of bad losses and mounting pressure. He was the 7th captain to be tried after infamous 2018 series in South Africa. Some ask for their most successful captain, Adam Zampa, to be reinstated, given his undefeated record in his solitary two Tests ever played (both as captain), two rain affected draws vs Sri Lanka.

However, public opinion has finally shifted. Smith is talked about as taking up the role after years staying out of the limelight. He's a born again Christian, a tutor of underprivileged kids at the Cameron Burge School of Kids Who Can't Cricket Good and Want To Do Good At Other Sports, Redfern. He's teetotal and writes a weekly column about gardening and DIY. In Australia's hour of need, in a foreign land, he's the man they need, though not the one they deserve.

He reluctantly takes up the captaincy, much to the disappointment of spinner-turned-opener, Ashton Turner, the other elder statesman in the side.

With 100 runs to reach 20,000 runs, Smith gets a disappointing duck in his first dig as Australia end up 100 runs behind. After an inspirational talk from Shane Warne's digital avatar, Smith bowls himself and picks up 8fer, then plays an inspirational rearguard with Australia's number 11, Brad Hogg Jnr in just his 3rd game (and Australia's first spinner to play more than 2 Tests since Lyon's retirement). As Smith hits the winnings runs, and coincidentally, brings up his 100 and 20k runs, tears run down his cheeks as he waves his 25kg Burger McKentucky Fried King bat to the crowd, as the disgrace and shame of the South Africa series is forgiven by the Australian public at large.Tears roll down Davey Warner's cheeks, too, as he watches at home on his 300" B-LED TV (made from the eyes of bees for highest resolution possible). Warner looks over at a faded photo of Darren Lehmann stuck to his wall with yellow tape and mutters "we did it, Boof, we did it. Rest in peace."

Australia celebrate their first away win in 5 years, drawing the series, and their first ever win over Afghanistan, which brings them to #17 in the ICC Test Rankings.
 

StopTheLynchMob

Cricket Spectator
This is a grossly exaggerated over-reaction to a fairly common cricket incident. The official penalty for ball-tampering is a ONE MATCH SUSPENSION - less than Rabada was initially given. It is not the crime of the century and it has happened many times before in test cricket. Steve Smith has no previous record and is far more valuable to cricket than all the people criticizing him combined -he is a once in a generation player and the indecent eagerness of so many people to condemn him and form a Lynch Mob says more about the those doing so than it does about Smith. People are being mindless sheep following each other in a bloody-minded feeding frenzy. Who here is so pure that they have the right to judge so harshly for such a minor offence?
 

S.Kennedy

International Vice-Captain
Out of all the little articles that have popped up this might be the stupidest:

https://www.theguardian.com/comment...l-tampering-world-trust-sport-election-result

I wouldn't expect anything less moronic out of the Guardian though.
Fair view from a mainstream (i.e. non-sport) journalist. The story has permeated the mainstream. There was a bit of an outcry when the saga was headline news on the BBC ahead of brexit and the crisis in the national health (to which my cricketing fan boy self said, it is more important).
 

social

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Of course they knew. Basic cricketing logic tells you they knew. One of the iron-clad rules of the game is never to do anything to the ball that the quicks haven’t expressly approved. It’s the right, nay, duty of all quicks to bollock the every-loving **** out of any clueless loser (read: number 5 batsman, typically) who dares to hang onto the ball longer than is necessary to pass it to the next guy in the chain on the (always too long) route from 1st to mid-off. That we didn’t once see Starc at the top of his mark, hands on hips staring at the ball with with an expression of lava and fury, one eye directed at a 2mm blemish on the shiny side and the other at every ****er in the chain tells us everything we need to know.
And that folks is the real world

/thread
 

Burgey

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Hey did you hear the bit about Bancroft and sugar in his pocket during the Ashes yet?
Yeah seen all that.

Our blokes been spending too much time in the subcontinent imo.

It’s a bit hard to give too much of a **** when you’re on holidays in a part of the world where it isn’t news tbh. Looking forward to getting home, reading more about it and as usual providing the definitive take on it all.
 

quincywagstaff

International Debutant
Oh dear:

DISGRACED Australian vice-captain David Warner has further outraged devastated teammates by swilling champagne in the bar of the team hotel in Cape Town with non-cricket mates, foxsports.com.au understands.
Several of Warner’s already furious teammates have asked cricket bosses to have the disgraced batsman ‘removed’ from the team hotel, warning there could be an ‘incident’ between Warner and angry players if he remains.

Foxsports.com.au has been told Warner removed himself from a WhatsApp group between the players, with one source saying he had ‘gone rogue’ since news of the ball tampering saga broke.
Like I said earlier today, in a way this could be the real story out of this mess long-term for Australia; the toxic situation between various players and cliques within the side.
 

Burgey

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And that folks is the real world

/thread
Yeah I’d wondered how the bowlers had been basically let off the hook over this. I was pondering that part of the issue today while snorkeling with sea turtles off the coast of Hawaii. Delightful spot. Can recommend.
 

harsh.ag

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Oh dear:

"DISGRACED Australian vice-captain David Warner has further outraged devastated teammates by swilling champagne in the bar of the team hotel in Cape Town with non-cricket mates, foxsports.com.au understands.
Several of Warner’s already furious teammates have asked cricket bosses to have the disgraced batsman ‘removed’ from the team hotel, warning there could be an ‘incident’ between Warner and angry players if he remains.

Foxsports.com.au has been told Warner removed himself from a WhatsApp group between the players, with one source saying he had ‘gone rogue’ since news of the ball tampering saga broke."

Like I said earlier today, in a way this could be the real story out of this mess long-term for Australia; the toxic situation between various players and cliques within the side.
What in god's name. What a child.

Yeah I’d wondered how the bowlers had been basically let off the hook over this. I was pondering that part of the issue today while snorkeling with sea turtles off the coast of Hawaii. Delightful spot. Can recommend.
Your vacation is keeping this thread sane.
 

cnerd123

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Yeah I’d wondered how the bowlers had been basically let off the hook over this. I was pondering that part of the issue today while snorkeling with sea turtles off the coast of Hawaii. Delightful spot. Can recommend.
How nice that you've finally found friends your age
 

SeamUp

International Coach
Oh dear:



Like I said earlier today, in a way this could be the real story out of this mess long-term for Australia; the toxic situation between various players and cliques within the side.
Sounds like it is close to poisonous.

This could be the end of Warner ?

I think we realised in the last day or so that this is bigger than just ball-tampering.
 

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