***Official*** 2nd Test at Adelaide

[Gnske]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

 

[adub]

Jimmeh! is gone

 

[_Ed_]

Oh dear. Hope he hasn't nailed himself too badly there.

 

[Starfighter]

That looked uncomfortable tstl.

 

[Cow]

Aussies need to be careful when laughing at on-field accidents.

 

[Spark]

 

[Gnske]

Aussies need to be careful when laughing at on-field accidents.

This whole England team is an accident

 

[Cow]

This whole England team is an accident

It's a 2 month stag do for us.

It's all about national pride and putting Aus on the map for you.

Different priorities.

 

[Spark]

View attachment 23812

Actually this is more useful

so, y'know, probably off base to have a go at the away records of starc, haze, lyon, harris.

 

[Starfighter]

Yeah, as I was saying before, not Jimmy's match.


And as I was typing that... well done.

 

[Gnske]

It only took 10 years, swinging conditions and clouds. But he finally got a 5fer in Australia.

Well done.

 

[Victor Ian]

I'm very worried here. Australia are going to get out in time to enable the England openers to get set before the night time session, and then it will not be lethal as the ball will be old. I think this Australian collapse is going to give England the optimism to actually go on and win this game. Just hoping I'm very wrong as usual.

 

[Cow]

Australian batsmen have reverted to type.

Get Smith and it's curtains

Love it

 

[Starfighter]

Well, I'd say the draw is out of the question, unless Haze somehow bats better than he has historically. He did get that 30-odd against India, so there still could be some runs.

Or if England adopt short ball tactics to the last pair.

 

[3703]

It's a 2 month stag do for us.

It's all about national pride and putting Aus on the map for you.

Different priorities.

Australia is wealthier, cleaner and less densely populated with a much higher quality of life. Better land, better everything, 80,000 years of human history.

Whatever point you're making is all in your head bruh

 

[Tom Flint]

This whole England team is an accident

4 out of the last 5 ashes series doesnt do your arguement any favours mate

 

[Starfighter]

Just bowl normally please.

 

[adub]

good placement

 

[Burgey]

I gather they don’t take an extra half hour on what’s already a 2.5 hour session?

 

[Gnske]

4 out of the last 5 ashes series doesnt do your arguement any favours mate

No, but this one does.