How awesome is Faf?
> Tour of Australia coming up, a country where visitng sides are repeatedly getting rekt
> Get handed captaincy on short notice despite struggling to hold down a spot in the XI because the actual captain and star batsman isn't available
> Get bowled out cheaply Day 1 first test
> Star bowler pulls up lame at 158/1
> Decides '**** this', pop a mint in, shine the ball vigorously, and start making lewd promises for late night amorous activities to Rabada and Philander to pump them up
> Win that epic test
> Bring Abbot in next test, make him the same promises, stock up on mints
> Stomp the Aussies yet again and win the series 2-0
> Get caught for using the mints
> Brush it off, laugh at the media, get off basically scott free
> Third test, side's in trouble, smack a superb unbeaten century, and then do the cricket equivalent of the Stockton Slap* by declaring at 259/9, forcing Khawaja and the debutant to come out an bat because Warner was off the field
WAFG
*It's an mma reference than some won't get but will win me a like from indiaholic.