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mr_mister

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in syyyydneeey

when boy meets boy

where banter's king

this is what they sing


whennnnnn sooooome


big kiwi prick gets a four from a snick


that's parore (that's parore)
 

Shady Slim

International Coach
a question about chucking, is it a fifteen degree flex from where the elbow started or a fifteen degree flex at all?

ie can a guy run in flexed at seven degrees and go up to twenty two because he's only flexing fifteen in his delivery
 

TheJediBrah

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a question about chucking, is it a fifteen degree flex from where the elbow started or a fifteen degree flex at all?

ie can a guy run in flexed at seven degrees and go up to twenty two because he's only flexing fifteen in his delivery
the first one. Pretty sure that the arm can bend as much as you want, but can't straighten more than 15 degrees
 

theegyptian

International Vice-Captain
Sounds like there is some cracking insights in this Trott book into what must be a tough thing for him to talk about. Happy he's doing well now. https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/oct/03/jonathan-trott-mental-health-england-ashes




Three years ago, in August 2013, Jonathan Trott felt so tormented by cricket that, as a way of avoiding another day of a Test against Australia at The Oval, he thought of some distressing ways to escape. “Just briefly,” he explains, “I considered driving my car into the Thames or into a tree. That way I could get out of the ordeal.”



Practising in the nets, Trott had set the bowling machine to its fastest speed.

“He must have been hit hard 20 times,” Cook recalls in the book. “Again and again, he took terrible blows. It was horrible to watch … to my lasting regret, I didn’t do anything.”

Trott grimaces amid a graphic memory. “Cookie was in the net next to me. The machine was set to any length at high speed. Instead of what I normally do in practice I was looking for a quick fix. I was trying to justify things and prove to the coaches how hard I was working.”



England had just lost the final of the Champions Trophy against India and, in our 2013 interview, Trott said: “I still feel upset.” He now pinpoints that defeat as the start of his descent into darkness.



Surely change is needed? “Yeah, but some guys have coped OK. Could there be less international cricket? Yes. Most people would say so. But we’re the only country that plays from April to September so only England can go to eight other places in the winter.”



Trott stresses the contrast between him and Vaughan: “I have a bald head and chipped teeth; he has new hair and suddenly brilliant white teeth.”



At the end of day three, one of my best days ever, I got a hundred and I wanted to go back to the changing rooms and sit with my team-mates. I’d had the best fun ever. But I got whisked away for a Sky interview and I thought: ‘OK, that’s done.’ They said: ‘No, you’ve got another interview.’

“I think this gives you the scarring and apprehension about playing sport. It’s not the actual game. It’s more the consequences and knowing what those guys are punching into their laptops or what people are saying about you. You are judged and if you’re not in the right frame of mind it brings you down – which happened to me.”
 

Burgey

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Just had a challenge on Australian Survivor where teams got balls from a big sling shot and contestants had to catch them
In giant lacrosse nets. Lee Carseldine dead set three himself all over the beach, caught all five of them and utterly dominated.
 

Burgey

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Burgeinho currently averaging 89 in 15/1s. Little **** is gonna have a break out season this year after ratting on his club and dropping back an age group, I just know it.

Shits me to tears
 

Shady Slim

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shady slim on the other hand bowled for 4 after hitting a crisp 4, trying to get it where no fielders are and thinking the ball was far wider than it was
 

Burgey

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Could've killed Burgeinho yesterday. Batting five in a rep trial game against NDs, I've rocked up just as he's gone in to bat at 3/30 odd having done a coffee run for the hung over dads, saw him crunch a pull shot first ball for four, lace one through mid off for another boundary then get down on one knee next ball to the opening bowler to carve one through cover, only to drag it on from about a foot wide of off stump. Waste of time going to watch.

On a brighter note, that sort of attitude to batting should have him promoted to the Australian top order within a year or two. #intent.
 

mr_mister

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Lol, in my first game back in over 3 years I possibly got the same score as your son. A leg glance and lofted cover drive for 4 then I harmlessly punch a backfoot drive to cover. Could have gone for an ugly but effective pull shot but I tried to get all aesthetically pleasing
 

TheJediBrah

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Unusual Tendulkar rule change approved | cricket.com.au

This whole article had me scratching my head

From article:

“If the boys are missing their school and leaving academics to play cricket then they should be either bowling or batting.

Otherwise they would be wasting their time"
Isn't that the the opposite of what this rule change would achieve? As in a higher proportion of kids missing school will not be batting & bowling?
 

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Shri

Mr. Glass
So Tendulkar was a captain who made weird decisions for which he was famous for, and not in a good way. I don't know what they expected.
 

TheJediBrah

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I feel like there must be some translation error in that article, because otherwise it just sounds idiotic
 

Shady Slim

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Lol, in my first game back in over 3 years I possibly got the same score as your son. A leg glance and lofted cover drive for 4 then I harmlessly punch a backfoot drive to cover. Could have gone for an ugly but effective pull shot but I tried to get all aesthetically pleasing
cover drives and pure batsmanship some of the two most overrated things in cricket imo

so long as the runs come and the batsman isn't repeatedly getting them off shelled chances it doesn't matter, see chanderpaul
 

Burgey

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Trying to get this one up and running for N00fers. Not sure if the link works though.

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Shri

Mr. Glass
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Go home, Burgey. You are too old for this ****.
 

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