Okay Zinzan. Australia and South Africa just played a Test, so now seems like an appropriate time to talk about rugby history.
Ranking the Lions Sides Following World War II
1. 1974 Lions
The 1974 Lions are number one because they went undefeated and only drew one Test. Their forwards performed much better in '74 than they did in '71. The sights of the Lions' scrum demolishing the Springboks is a sight to behold.
2. 1971 Lions
In all honesty, the 1971 Lions probably has the best backline ever. But what gets missed is that it was mostly the boot of Barry John that won them the series. They weren't like the 1984 Wallabies, or anything, and the 1970s weren't the best period for *** ******* rugby.
3. 1956 Lions
The deeds of the 1956 Lions figure prominently when selecting an all-time XV. Bryn Meredith's famous supporting try, and Cliff Morgan's dazzling five-eighth play. They were 2-1 up in the series, but let it slip.
4. 1959 Lions
The 1959 Lions only lost because *** ******* had Don "The Boot" Clarke. Even most New Zealanders acknowledge the Lions deserved to win that Test where Clarke scored the winning try. The best Lions side never to win a series. They were backline innovators. Tony O'Reilly's amount of tries are incredible!
5. 2001 Lions
This Lions side let one get away. They demolished Australia in the first Test - Robinson burning off Latham, O'Driscoll cutting past Larkham and then burning off Burke. Quinell, Hill, Johnson, Wood... it was a powerful side. They dominated the first half of the second Test, didn't put the points on the board, and then got destroyed. Richard Hill's absence in the third Test hurt them a lot!
6. 1950 Lions
Jack Kyle unveils himself as arguably the best five-eighth ever with the most innovative backline approach since in rugby!
7. 1977 Lions
They should have tied the series, but that kick got charged down. I rate Barry John higher than Phil Bennett because Bennett couldn't get it gone in this series.
8. 1980 Lions v South Africa
Joggie Jansen! Joggie Jansen! Joggie Jansen! That tackle that turned the series. This was a great Lions side that won all their non-Test matches, but they came up against a powerful Springbok side.
9. 2009 Lions
An underrated Lions series. I really enjoyed this. The Lions could have won the first Test, should have won the second Test, and did win the third Test. The Lions played with more ambition and adventure than the Boks. Peter de Villiers was a classic in this series after Schalk Burger infringed in the first Test - "Why don't we all buy little tutus?"
Ronan O'Gara essentially cost the Lions the second Test with some bad kicks, a missed tackle, and giving away the final penalty that cost them the Test. It was worse than Campese in 1989.
10. 1997 Lions
A super medicore series. The highlights were Matt Dawson fooling van der Westhuisen with a dummy, Scott Gibbs bouncing off Os du Randt, and Guscott's drop-goal to win it... But yeah, not much of a series. The Springboks should have won 3-0.
11. 1993 Lions
The one that got away. Frank Bunce scores a try with two sets of hands on the ball, and Grant Fox kicks the winning penalty off a phantom penalty, which ranks as perhaps the worst unpiring decision of all time. The Lions simply weren't prepared for the third and final Test though. They should have won this series.
10. 1989 Lions
This wasn't a great Australian side, and yet they destroyed the Lions in the first Test by not doing anything special. The second Test unveiled how soft the Aussie forwards were. Scott Gourley was the only Aussie to stand up to the Lions bullying tactics. The third Test is famous for Campo's corner. I'm not certain Campo cost them the series, as the Lions had it all over the Aussie forwards. To his credit, Bob Dwyer culled a heck of a lot of players after this series who didn't have the toughness to stand up to the Lions. A mediocre series.
12. 2013 Lions
A really terrible series. Neither side played too well. Leigh Halfpenny's kicking was excellent, and was his play for fullback in the third Test. I was expecting another dull, boring, third Test. But the Lions demolished the Aussie scrum. A terrible series!
14. 1983 Lions
Lost 0-3, with Dave Loveridge cementing his spot as the greatest halfback his country ever produced.
15. 2005 Lions
Perhaps the most disappointing series, especially given the talent the Lions had. The Lions were way overstaffed, and took too many players on tour. Everything was overshadowed by O'Driscoll getting head-hunted. A horrible series. Dan Carter's five-eighth play may have been the best there's ever been in this series. Honestly, there's night and day between the Dan Carter of 2005-2007 to the Dan Carter of 2011-2015.
16. 1966 Lions
Got killed by *** ******* when they had their greatest ever forward pack - Whineray, McLeod, Gray, Meads, Meads, Tremain, Nathan, Lochore. I don't know if that was the exact pack, but they're the eight names I think of when the 60s forward pack is discussed.
17. 1962 Lions
Simply got killed by the might of SA.