Thanks for all that Zinzan.
I did read your all-time XV a few pages back, and I did comment on it, if you recall. But I was hoping for an all-time side including players who played before 1986. But now that you've mentioned that you are reluctant to do so, then I won't ask for one.
Obviously, du Preez, Meads, and Edwards are the three choices to make. du Preez and Meads were voted their country's greatest player of the 20th century. Given that South Africa and *** ******* are the two most successful sides of the amateur era, it's difficult to omit their greatest player. South Africa actually had a winning record over *** ******* in the amateur era, and it could be argued they were the greater side of the amateur era. Gareth Edwards is generally regarded by people from the Northern Hemisphere as the greatest rugby player ever. However, I'm not sure about that. People state that as if learnt by rote. Chris Laidlaw, for instance, said that Ken Catchpole was the greatest scrumhalf ever in his book. Martin Johnson noted, when he made his all-time XV, that Rob Howley comes awfully close to him. The Welsh have bestowed legendary status on him.
I'll do a Southern Hemisphere all-time XV, a Northern Hemisphere all-time XV and a World all-time XV.
All-time Southern Hemisphere XV
1. Chris Koch (South Africa)
2. Sean Fitzpatrick (*** *******)
3. Ken Gray (*** *******)
4. Frik du Preez (South Africa)
5. Colin Meads (*** *******)
6. Kel Tremain (*** *******)
7. Richie McCaw (*** *******)
8. Zinzan Brooke (*** *******)
9. Ken Catchpole (Australia)
10. Daniel Carter (*** *******)
11. Jonah Lomu (*** *******)
12. Mannetjies Roux (South Africa)
13. Danie Gerber (South Africa)
14. David Campese (Australia)
15. George Nepia (*** *******)
subs:
16. Topo Rodriguez (Australia)
17. Uli Schmidt (South Africa)
18. John Eales (Australia)
19. Michael Jones (*** *******)
20. Dave Loveridge (*** *******)
21. Mark Ella (Australia)
22. Tim Horan (Australia)
23. Christian Cullen (*** *******)
I felt like slitting my wrists putting so many players from *** ******* in this side.
Front row: Fitzy was a pretty obvious choice for hooker. Had Uli Schmidt played more and more, he may have been my choice. Most people from *** ******* rate Ken Gray their greatest prop, and he could prop both sides. There were so many amazing props I could have selected from South Africa. The testimonies regarding Koch make me rank him number #1. Especially the 44-0 thumping of Scotland in the early 1950s, Koch sounds like he was incredible with ball skills and ground coverage. Owing to what he did for Argentina on the tighthead side and Australia on the loosehead side, Rodriguez is a nice addition to the bench.
Locks: I picked *** *******'s Player of the 20th Century and South Africa's Player of the Century.
Backrow: McCaw... won 89% of the Tests he played in. Won 90% of the Tests he played in. He was probably *** *******'s best player in 50% of those Tests, and in their top three best players in about 75% of them. He's probably the second greatest rugby player of all time, behind Frik du Preez. Zinzan wasn't an automatic choice. Muller gave him a good scare. I hate HATE not putting Muller in my side.
Blindside flanker was a tough one... I felt suicidal placing Kel Tremain in this side. There was something so unnatural about selecting an all-*** ******* backrow. The problem is that prior to the 1970s, most countries just played flankers as left-right. Did Jan Ellis do enough to make this side? I thought about Ellis, Venter, Kruger, etc. But nobody stood out enough.
Catchpole is the clear choice at halfback for me. Originally I put van der Westhuisen as one of the subs, but then I realized that I forgot about Loveridge as his performance against the Lions in 1983. Loveridge is better than Joost van der Westhuisen. Do you know who else was better? Nick Farr-Jones. Farr-Jones didn't have a great pass that van der Westhuisen had, but he was more intelligent in his decision-making.
The five-eighths were terribly tricky. When people call Dan Carter the best five-eighth ever, I really think they're talking about the Carter from 2005-08 and 2010. Late in his career, Carter seldom took the ball up to the line, and really Nony was a gigantic help to him. Carter was the MOTM in the World Cup Final, and his kicking game was terrific that day and sealed-off the victory for *** ******. But Carter had some poor, poor performances in 2015 that people will never talk about. His performance in Brisbane in 2015 was horrendous! I don't think people really realize a) how injured Carter was later on in his career (2011-2015) b) how Carter could put in a solid performance and get enormous plaudits for it.
Mark Ella... two things go against him (1) longevityl (2) kicking. Ella played the same number of Tests that Barry John did, and I don't think John distinguished himself as any greater than Ella. So longevity doesn't hurt him too much. Kicking... Ella couldn't kick a ball to save his life early in his career. He got better at it, but he didn't really have a tactical outlook on the game. He's the perfect substitute who could run the ball from anywhere late in the Test.
Then again, maybe Porta was a better substitute - somebody who could slot a drop-goal late in a Test to win the game? My problem with Porta is ideological - a five-eighths primary role should be to create opportunities for his outside backs. When Porta had a bad kicking day, that was it! Argentina couldn't win. Ella outplayed him in 1983 in the second Test, BADLY, so I put Ella in there.
Centers: Gerber... easy pick. Inside center. It was Roux or Horan. Roux was a little genius. He was a magician. Horan is a tiny bit overrated, though still one of the greats. Horan's best assets were crash ball play and defence. Was he a dynamic passer of creator? No. Horan makes my bench though. I thought about Trevor Allan, but he didn't long enough. I also thought about putting big John Gainsford on the bench.
Wingers: We've discussed Campese and Lomu enough. Oh wait! I ranked John Kirwan higher than Lomu previously, didn't I? Oh, well I like having some ying and yang in there. Campese the magician. Lomu the bulldozer.
Fullback: Nepia ranked as *** ******'s best player in their legendary Invincibles side, which might be the most important side ever - even more important than the 1905 Originals - in establishing rugby as *** ******'s national game. *** ****** desperately needed something to lift itself out of the mediocrity that is *** *******, and the 1924 Invincibles gave them that. I've taken your advice regarding Cullen over Clarke... although without Clarke, *** ******* wouldn't have won half the Tests they did in the 1950s/60s - think about the Lions side that scored five tries to one (is that correct, I forget?) and still lost to *** *******. The *** *******ers were basically demanding that the 1959 Lions win that last Test to restore sanity to the world.
All-Time Northern Hemisphere XV
1. Robert Paparemborde (France)
2. Bryn Meredith (Wales)
3. Fran Cotton (England)
4. Martin Johnson (England)
5. Willie John McBride (Ireland)
6. Ivor Jones (Wales)
7. Peter Winterbottom (England)
8. Walter Spanghero (France)
9. Gareth Edwards (Wales)
10. Jack Kyle (Ireland)
11. Tony O'Reilly (Ireland)
12. Mike Gibson (Ireland)
13. Philippe Sella (France)
14. Gerald Davies (Wales)
15. Serge Blanco (France)
subs:
16. Graham Price (Wales)
17. Keith Wood (Ireland)
18. Gordon Brown (Scotland)
19. Jean-Pierre Rives (France)
20. Rob Howley (Wales)
21. Cliff Morgan (Wales)
22. Jeff Butterfield (England)
23. J.P.R. Williams (Wales)
Front row: The difficult thing about these all-time XVs is that every country has great props, and you can really only judge them by reputation. Ian McLuaghlin propped for the two greatest Lions sides... but it's the 1974 pack that was the great forward pack of the Lions, and I went for the Englishman propping on the other side. While McLaughlin has a wonderful legacy for the Lions, I don't recall him doing much in the Five Nations. Cotton is my first choice.
I think Graham Price is a little overrated. I think everything Welsh from the 70s is a little overrated. I love Welsh rugby. I could dine-out of highlights of Wales from the 70s. But they overrate themselves. Robert Paparemborde is a legend of French rugby. He was dirty as anything, but he could manage Price and was never beaten.
Meredith scored a dandy of a try for the 56 Lions. His hooking was a crucial part of the success of the 1956 Lions that took two Tests against South Africa - a huge accomplishment!
Locks: Johnson was England's greatest ever player, greatest ever captain, played his best rugby at the end of his career, and was an easy choice. What I don't know whether I got right was whether I should put McBride or Mias in there. McBride was the legendary Lion with victories in *** ****** and South Africa, so he's my choice.
Backrow: Ivor Jones... we're going way, way back into the history of Welsh rugby here. But his iconic status earns him this spot. Over Fergus Slattery I selected Peter Winterbottom, who may be the most respected player in *** ****** who isn't a *** *******er. He's an epic Lions from '83 and '93. Eightman was difficult. It was a choice between Merv Davies - another overrated Welshy - or Spanghero, who Meads rated as his toughest opponent ever. I went with the Meads testimony.
Scrumhalf: Edwards was easy. I think Howley deserves to be second. He badly outplayed Gregan in the first Test from 2001. Gregan himself rated him the best northern hemisphere opponent he ever faced, and praised him for mixing his kicking and passing perfectly. I agree.
Flyhalf: Kyle, Morgan, John, Bennett, etc. Too many to choose. Kyle and Morgan belong to a unique period of rugby history, so I went with them. Kyle was voted Ireland's Player of the Century, which is impressive. People might think that Kyle doesn't belong in my side, but people don't hesitate to put Gibson in their all-time sides, and the Irish thought that Kyle was their greatest ever player... so there!
Centres: Gibson and Sella were easy choices. Didier Codorniou remains the most underrated rugby player of all time! But Butterfield is a legend of English rugby, so he makes the bench.
Wingers: Ireland are probably over-represented in my side. It's just that they had players in the right positions for me. O'Reilly sneaks in over David Duckham for what he did on the 1959 Tour to *** *******. Honestly, that is the most underrated rugby side of all time. They were attacking innovators who entertained the crowds. *** ******* had a better pack and Don Clarke's boot!
Fullback: Blanco and Williams are easy enough choices. Andy Irvine maybe comes close, but Williams always got the Lions nod.
All-Time XV
1. Robert Paparemborde (France)
2. Sean Fitzpatrick (*** *******)
3. Ken Gray (*** *******)
4. Frik du Preez (South Africa)
5. Colin Meads (*** *******)
6. Kel Tremain (*** *******)
7. Richie McCaw (*** *******)
8. Zinzan Brooke (*** *******)
9. Gareth Edwards (Wales)
10. Daniel Carter (*** *******)
11. David Campese (Australia)
12. Philippe Sella (France)
13. Danie Gerber (South Africa)
14. Tony O'Reilly (Ireland)
15. Serge Blanco (France)
subs:
16. Chris Koch (South Africa)
17. Bryn Meredith (Wales)
18. John Eales (Australia)
19. Michael Jones (*** *******)
20. Ken Catchpole (Australia)
21. Jack Kyle (Ireland)
22. Mike Gibson (Ireland)
23. J.P.R. Williams (Wales)
Front-row: I feel horrible that I didn't select a South African prop in the all-time side. Their rugby history deserves one of their props to be in an all-time side. But Gray and Paparemborde just have a phenomenal status within their own country.
Locks: I don't need to talk about Meads and du Preez. Eales v Johnson is difficult, because they're different players. I sort of have a preference for second rowers who do the hard-driving in tight play, and that's Johnson. But Eales has a winning record against *** ****** and two World Cups. Eales' performances against Wales are freakish for their dominance.
Back-row: I feel like self-harming selecting an all-*** ******* back-row, aaaaaaaand Michael Jones on the bench. Jones is probably one of the five greatest players to ever play the game, so his inclusion is understandable - especially since he could play both openside and blindside.
Scumhalf: Edwards and Catchpole are pretty straightforward, I think...
Flyhalf: This is difficult. I could have selected a plethora of NH flyhalves to make this side. But I just think Carter at his best ticks every box.
Centres: I was watching the 1987 World Cup Semi Final between France and Australia the other day. Sella was indeed playing at 12 - second-five, and he sliced through for a great try! I've said enough about Gerber before. He would have been the greatest.
Wingers: Tony O'Reilly had 38 tries playing on two Lions tours! 38!!! That will never be equaled ever again! And they were the two most innovative Lions sides ever. In 1959 the Lions didn't have a Jack Kyle or Cliff Morgan at flyhalf, and yet that didn't stop O'Reilly from scoring a load of tries in New Zealand. I've said enough about Campo here at CW. No more needs to be added.
Fullback: Blanco's a fairly easy selection.