Jonbrooks chucking Megathread

[Dan]

Never said sledger had style, tbh. Just a few pseudonyms and a dodgy fedora.

 

[Maximas]

Why don't more people have sledger on ignore like me?

You're really missing out m8

 

[Migara]

Do not feed the troll

 

[OverratedSanity]

I can't tell if the fedora is on the way up or down. It's killing me.

 

[Daemon]

Can't tell whether it's a fedora or a black blob added in with ms paint

 

[Red]

God what a gif. Amazing. Gotta love Larry.

It's just the best gif ever,

It's also a pretty good summation of how I feel a lot of the time.

 

[OverratedSanity]

Yeah, I think it was originally a toffee he tossed up, but someone cut it out and replaced it with a crude fedora. No texture, just a black fill. Poor work.

 

[dermo]

sledger forever murali never

 

[Flametree]

Why don't more people have sledger on ignore like me?

I do now...

 

[morgieb]

Has Murali been found guilty of having an illegal action? **** off.

 

[sledger]

This could quite possibly be the greatest thread of all time.

 

[Jono]

it would be if the fedora bloke wore his pants properly.

 

[Flem274*]

This thread is 30 odd posts of people trying not to be wound up by sledger being wound up by sledger.

 

[Flem274*]

I disagree with the original post. We should keep Murali's record because it makes Fleming's several tons against the cheat on his home shotput range look even better.

 

[Bahnz]

The time has come to tell you all something very personal. I keep my ear to the ground and I hear everything everybody says. And for the past god knows how many years the word cheater has been completely misunderstood and misused. It doesn't seem anybody on all of CW understands what it means; anybody on this forum doesn't understand what a cheater is and how to identify one. Basically what identifying a cheater is all about in its truest form is the truth. It's honesty. You boil it down and then the essence of a identifying a cheater is exactly what all of you lack, honesty. Seems the perception of me is somebody who is a little disgruntled and sat down at my computer tonight and aired his grievances and said 'cheater'. I became the voice of the voiceless.

Now, I'm the most honest guy on this forum because everybody else has got the same, old, tired crybaby story. They'll come on here and they'll say 'He didn't mean to do it, he didn't know he was doing it. Let's hear it for Ajmal!' Here's some honesty. There's good guys and there's bad guys on this forum and make no mistake about it, ladies and gentlemen, I am a bad, bad man and I can freely admit it. But so many of you will come on here and you'll cry your eyes out, clench your filthy fat little hands in anguish, and say 'He didn't know, leave him alone'. Now, these people, these posters are either weak or they're dishonest and they're liars. It's either one or the other. But I'm neither weak nor dishonest. I'm the best poster on this entire ****ing board.

Holy **** I laughed for about 2 straight minutes after reading this post. Best bit of comedy I've seen in weeks.

And no, Murali's records shouldn't be annulled. It should be left to stand like the shot put distance records of the 1980's - a monument to an era when rule-breaking was routine and the powers that ran the game were powerless to stop it.

 

[duffer]

The time has come to tell you all something very personal. I keep my ear to the ground and I hear everything everybody says. And for the past god knows how many years the word cheater has been completely misunderstood and misused. It doesn't seem anybody on all of CW understands what it means; anybody on this forum doesn't understand what a cheater is and how to identify one. Basically what identifying a cheater is all about in its truest form is the truth. It's honesty. You boil it down and then the essence of a identifying a cheater is exactly what all of you lack, honesty. Seems the perception of me is somebody who is a little disgruntled and sat down at my computer tonight and aired his grievances and said 'cheater'. I became the voice of the voiceless.

Now, I'm the most honest guy on this forum because everybody else has got the same, old, tired crybaby story. They'll come on here and they'll say 'He didn't mean to do it, he didn't know he was doing it. Let's hear it for Ajmal!' Here's some honesty. There's good guys and there's bad guys on this forum and make no mistake about it, ladies and gentlemen, I am a bad, bad man and I can freely admit it. But so many of you will come on here and you'll cry your eyes out, clench your filthy fat little hands in anguish, and say 'He didn't know, leave him alone'. Now, these people, these posters are either weak or they're dishonest and they're liars. It's either one or the other. But I'm neither weak nor dishonest. I'm the best poster on this entire ****ing board.

Avatar change to Trips or Vince.

 

[watson]

Hypothetically - if Murali agreed to be tested tomorrow by the new and improved testing regime, and then was found to be clearly chucking, would that make a difference to the legitimacy of his bowling record?

 

[Dan]

Avatar change to Trips or Vince.

Hahahaha holy **** I thought this was vaguely familiar.

Conveniently left out the "And then maybe my ego was like a runaway train and I suddenly bitched and moaned and complained about respect and how I didn't get enough of it. And then I turned my back on the people" bit though.

 

[sledger]

Goddamn it Duffah.

I am the voice of the voiceless!

 

[weldone]

Yeah this is all a conspiracy against bowlers from the subcontinent.

sledger you've got issues bud.

Oh yeah, here we go, somebody telling me that I'm the one with issues again. Look pal, I'm not the problem here, you're the one with the problem. Ajmal wanted to enter the elite pantheon of spin bowlers, but it turns out his arms are just too short (bent) to box with god (Warne). Haters can suck it.

You still have issues though.

The time has come to tell you all something very personal. I keep my ear to the ground and I hear everything everybody says. And for the past god knows how many years the word cheater has been completely misunderstood and misused. It doesn't seem anybody on all of CW understands what it means; anybody on this forum doesn't understand what a cheater is and how to identify one. Basically what identifying a cheater is all about in its truest form is the truth. It's honesty. You boil it down and then the essence of a identifying a cheater is exactly what all of you lack, honesty. Seems the perception of me is somebody who is a little disgruntled and sat down at my computer tonight and aired his grievances and said 'cheater'. I became the voice of the voiceless.

Now, I'm the most honest guy on this forum because everybody else has got the same, old, tired crybaby story. They'll come on here and they'll say 'He didn't mean to do it, he didn't know he was doing it. Let's hear it for Ajmal!' Here's some honesty. There's good guys and there's bad guys on this forum and make no mistake about it, ladies and gentlemen, I am a bad, bad man and I can freely admit it. But so many of you will come on here and you'll cry your eyes out, clench your filthy fat little hands in anguish, and say 'He didn't know, leave him alone'. Now, these people, these posters are either weak or they're dishonest and they're liars. It's either one or the other. But I'm neither weak nor dishonest. I'm the best poster on this entire ****ing board.

Come on Jono - You can do it. Repeat the 'issues' point a few more times, and we might end up with a sledger-post that has the size of an encyclopedia.