Jonbrooks chucking Megathread

[Adders]

FMD.......been waiting for this to come up in the Ajmal thread.........didn't think we'd have to be subjected to a thread dedicated to the nonsense.

 

[Red]

Except that Murali's action was legal by the ICC's laws and all the umpires who didn't call him for a no-ball.

 

[sledger]

OMG, this thread is the best thing ever. I thought I might have to start it myself, but I have been well and truly beaten to the punch.

But yes, his record must now surely be annulled, lest we are to let this farce continue.

 

[hendrix]

Saeed Ajmal passed one test and failed another.
Murali passed all tests.
McGrath passed 0 tests.

What would be the logical approach to take here regarding their records?

 

[sledger]

Yeah this is all a conspiracy against bowlers from the subcontinent.

 

[Jono]

sledger you've got issues bud.

 

[sledger]

Oh yeah, here we go, somebody telling me that I'm the one with issues again. Look pal, I'm not the problem here, you're the one with the problem. Ajmal wanted to enter the elite pantheon of spin bowlers, but it turns out his arms are just too short (bent) to box with god (Warne). Haters can suck it.

 

[smash84]

 

[Adders]

Oh dear..........can see this thread progressing well.

 

[Jono]

Oh yeah, here we go, somebody telling me that I'm the one with issues again. Look pal, I'm not the problem here, you're the one with the problem. Ajmal wanted to enter the elite pantheon of spin bowlers, but it turns out his arms are just too short (bent) to box with god (Warne). Haters can suck it.

You still have issues though.

 

[sledger]

You still have issues though.

The time has come to tell you all something very personal. I keep my ear to the ground and I hear everything everybody says. And for the past god knows how many years the word cheater has been completely misunderstood and misused. It doesn't seem anybody on all of CW understands what it means; anybody on this forum doesn't understand what a cheater is and how to identify one. Basically what identifying a cheater is all about in its truest form is the truth. It's honesty. You boil it down and then the essence of a identifying a cheater is exactly what all of you lack, honesty. Seems the perception of me is somebody who is a little disgruntled and sat down at my computer tonight and aired his grievances and said 'cheater'. I became the voice of the voiceless.

Now, I'm the most honest guy on this forum because everybody else has got the same, old, tired crybaby story. They'll come on here and they'll say 'He didn't mean to do it, he didn't know he was doing it. Let's hear it for Ajmal!' Here's some honesty. There's good guys and there's bad guys on this forum and make no mistake about it, ladies and gentlemen, I am a bad, bad man and I can freely admit it. But so many of you will come on here and you'll cry your eyes out, clench your filthy fat little hands in anguish, and say 'He didn't know, leave him alone'. Now, these people, these posters are either weak or they're dishonest and they're liars. It's either one or the other. But I'm neither weak nor dishonest. I'm the best poster on this entire ****ing board.

 

[Daemon]

Do we really need Sledger?

 

[Red]

The time has come to tell you all something very personal. I keep my ear to the ground and I hear everything everybody says. And for the past god knows how many years and the words the word cheater has been completely misunderstood and misused. It doesn't seem anybody on all of CW understands what it means; anybody on this forum doesn't understand what a cheater is and how to identify one. Basically what a cheater identifying a cheater is all about in its truest form is the truth. It's honesty. You boil it down and then the essence of a identifying a cheater is exactly what all of you lack, honesty. Seems the perception of me is somebody who is a little disgruntled and sat down at my computer tonight and aired his grievances and said 'cheater'. I became the voice of the voiceless.

Now, I'm the most honest guy on this forum because everybody else has got the same, old, tired crybaby story. They'll come on here and they'll say 'He didn't mean to do it, he didn't know he was doing it. Let's hear it for Ajmal!' Here's some honesty. There's good guys and there's bad guys on this forum and make no mistake about it, ladies and gentlemen, I am a bad, bad man and I can freely admit it. But the so many of you will come on here and you'll cry your eyes out, clench your filthy fat little hands in anguish, and say 'He didn't know, leave him alone'. Now, these people, these posters are either weak or they're dishonest and they're liars. It's either one or the other. But I'm neither weak nor dishonest. I'm the best poster on this entire ****ing board.

 

[ankitj]

Why don't more people have sledger on ignore like me?

 

[Red]

I can't work out what the personal thing he told us all was.

 

[Adders]

That he's a ****?........but who didn't know that already?.........hardly ground breaking news.

 

[Jono]

God what a gif. Amazing. Gotta love Larry.

 

[the big bambino]

The time has come to tell you all something very personal. I keep my ear to the ground and I hear everything everybody says. And for the past god knows how many years and the words the word cheater has been completely misunderstood and misused. It doesn't seem anybody on all of CW understands what it means; anybody on this forum doesn't understand what a cheater is and how to identify one. Basically what a cheater identifying a cheater is all about in its truest form is the truth. It's honesty. You boil it down and then the essence of a identifying a cheater is exactly what all of you lack, honesty. Seems the perception of me is somebody who is a little disgruntled and sat down at my computer tonight and aired his grievances and said 'cheater'. I became the voice of the voiceless.

Now, I'm the most honest guy on this forum because everybody else has got the same, old, tired crybaby story. They'll come on here and they'll say 'He didn't mean to do it, he didn't know he was doing it. Let's hear it for Ajmal!' Here's some honesty. There's good guys and there's bad guys on this forum and make no mistake about it, ladies and gentlemen, I am a bad, bad man and I can freely admit it. But the so many of you will come on here and you'll cry your eyes out, clench your filthy fat little hands in anguish, and say 'He didn't know, leave him alone'. Now, these people, these posters are either weak or they're dishonest and they're liars. It's either one or the other. But I'm neither weak nor dishonest. I'm the best poster on this entire ****ing board.

Sledger speaks for me! (Except for the last sentence which is clearly delusion setting in).

 

[Dan]

The time has come to tell you all something very personal. I keep my ear to the ground and I hear everything everybody says. And for the past god knows how many years and the words the word cheater has been completely misunderstood and misused. It doesn't seem anybody on all of CW understands what it means; anybody on this forum doesn't understand what a cheater is and how to identify one. Basically what a cheater identifying a cheater is all about in its truest form is the truth. It's honesty. You boil it down and then the essence of a identifying a cheater is exactly what all of you lack, honesty. Seems the perception of me is somebody who is a little disgruntled and sat down at my computer tonight and aired his grievances and said 'cheater'. I became the voice of the voiceless.

Now, I'm the most honest guy on this forum because everybody else has got the same, old, tired crybaby story. They'll come on here and they'll say 'He didn't mean to do it, he didn't know he was doing it. Let's hear it for Ajmal!' Here's some honesty. There's good guys and there's bad guys on this forum and make no mistake about it, ladies and gentlemen, I am a bad, bad man and I can freely admit it. But the so many of you will come on here and you'll cry your eyes out, clench your filthy fat little hands in anguish, and say 'He didn't know, leave him alone'. Now, these people, these posters are either weak or they're dishonest and they're liars. It's either one or the other. But I'm neither weak nor dishonest. I'm the best poster on this entire ****ing board.

Pictured: sledger after his rant.

 

[Jono]

If that bloke is going to go sockless he needs to roll up his pant cuffs ffs