Listen shags, I never insulted you personally, just commented that your post was absolutely ****ing horrendous (which it is). It is, of course, not atypical of your MO though it must be said.
Your post simply just isn't worth replying to because its something you'd find on the English version of the Foxsports.com.au comments section. But because you seem he'll bent on getting a response from me, I will make your day by doing so:
That's got to be the biggest troll ever......have you even watched this series??? I'm not arguing that the bowling hasn't been good but for the most part Cook has looked so out of sorts he should have been batting No11. He's managed to grind out a couple of 50's but hasn't ever once looked comfortable or more than 1 ball away from getting out. ****ed if I'm giving all the credit for that to the bowlers.
Honestly I can't believe I'm going to address this, but if you haven't noticed a plan Australia have been working on to get Cook out, and not only working but executing it masterfully, then you are not one eyed as I thought and I apologise. You are in fact no eyed. If Australia had worked and executed that same plan in the last Ashes Cook would have never have been as prolific as he was. Just because he gets found out in a series doesn't mean he's all of a sudden in horrible form. And because I can read your mind (hardly a difficult task I admit) I'm going to say you're about to type "BUT WHAT ABOUT THE TIMES COOK GOT OUT PLAYING AWAY FROM HIS BODY". Well I'm glad you asked, because maybe, just maybe, players sweat on things in their zone, and when it doesn't happen for so long due to disciplined bowling maybe, JUST MAYBE, they get too eager when they see a ball that's hittable.
Cook will HAVE to work on this, and he will work on it. And because he's a fine player more than likely he will overcome this. But it isn't because he's so out of form that he's getting out so much.
- Do the Aussies swap their 4 bowlers when Bell comes onto bat?? Or do they just forget what they are doing?? Perhaps you think Ian Bell is in fact a better batsman than Cook, Trott and KP?? Cos how the **** could it possibly be that Ian Bell is in the form of his life while the others are struggling??
This, impressively enough, is the worst part of your post. I struggle to see what your point is here whatsoever. Bell has played wonderfully well. The mere fact that Australia look borderline planless against Bell is testament to how well he has played because nothing the Australians have thrown at him have worked.
Now I have no idea what part of your brain thinks that all of a sudden because Bell makes runs it means everyone else is out of form but it is just crazy.
- So when batsmen fail all credit goes to the bowler, it is never the batsman's failings?? You must have watched an inspired bit of bowling at Lords then mate.....personally I witnessed one of the worst 5fers ever taken in Test cricket. Because surely to say anything other than Swann ripped you apart with some incredible, unplayable bowling would be incredibly ****y and disrespectful.
And nope, not gonna waste my time responding to this war mongering stuff.
"Worst Logic", "Gash stuff"..........was gonna respond in kind but nah, always a sure sign when a poster uses that sort of rhetoric that they haven't got much to bring to the table.
I can assure you sport, if this was a BBQ I'd be bringing the meat and you'd be bringing a small coleslaw to the table.