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CW Worst 15 Cricketers of All Time - The Results

HeathDavisSpeed

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Number 11= Darren Maddy



Highest Ranking 5
Total Points 12
Number of Votes Received 2/13


Ah, another wonderful English journeyman. Yet another one, some might say. Darren Maddy's still going strong in County Cricket today at the age of 37 and with 18 years at the first class level. In fact, he has a pretty reasonable first class record. But doesn't that really say it all. A 'reasonable' first class record isn't necessarily going to mean a 'reasonable' Test match career will follow. In fact, more often than not it will guarantee mediocrity.

His dibbly-dobbly medium pacers have picked him up nearly 250 first class wickets, and he's scored over 13,000 first class runs. However, who can recall the last medium pacer who was a rip-roaring success at Test level and the last batsman averaging around 30 with the bat who carved out a successful niche at the top table. To me, it really says something that Cricinfo summarises Maddy's international career thusly:

Cricinfo said:
Darren Maddy's time as an international cricketer was brief and not especially successful
So, onto his remarkable international career. He debuted in *that* Test against New Zealand at the Oval where two England batting capitulations saw England lose a home series two-one to the Kiwis and send them to the bottom of the Test rankings. Maddy made his own personal contribution to this capitulation.

Heavy rain had made batting conditions at the Oval unusually tough for the batsmen. The Kiwis had batted proficiently to make 236; thanks in a large part to Fleming and good old Daniel Vettori batting at number 10. Mike Atherton came out to bat with Maddy - his 13th opening partner for England, and an unlucky number it proved to be. Maddy was undone by a decent piece of bowling by Vettori - but one which an international class batsman would have expected to deal with somewhat better. Vettori pitched successive balls on the same spot for totally different results and left Maddy playing no shot at a ball which clipped off stump. Maddy trudged off looking somewhat bemused for a 48 ball 14. His 2nd innings performance was no better, edging Dion Nash to the slips.

England collapsed from 123 - 2 to 162 all out and the England team were booed from the field. The bowlers must have been furious with the batsmen that day.

His last Test was similarly notorious. It was the final test at Centurion against Hansie Cronje's South Africans where Cronje forfeited an innings to help guarantee a result in exchange for a leather jacket. Needing quick runs for the win, Maddy was run out for 3 off 6 balls attempting a quick second. Maddy had only come in as a last minute injury replacement for Flintoff and for a 2nd time he found himself in the midst of an unusual result for the English.

And that was his test career over. No wickets, and only 46 runs at an average of 11.50.

Much like Chris Schofield, his international career had the defibrillator pads applied to it thanks to 20:20. In 2007, the fledgling England 20:20 team had a fascination with players who could contribute with both bat and ball, and often ended up selecting players who would contribute neither. To be fair to Maddy, he did a fair job for England in the South African 20:20 World Cup - scoring runs at a good strike rate and taking a couple of wickets to boot. His last hit in international cricket holing a stock delivery from Irfan Pathan to Gautam Gambhir at mid-on.

And still, he perseveres.

Career Highlight

vs. New Zealand at the Oval. Being part of one of the most infamous England Test line-ups of all time, and certainly the most infamous of modern times. Being booed by the partizan home ground on your Test debut must be an incredible low.

What they said about him

****ing Darren Maddy, were things really that bad.
Darren Maddy has a dismal FC record for a specialist batsman.
When asked to define what makes up a 'proper player'

Let me count the ways:

1. Not being Ajmal Khan or Darren Pattinson or Darren Maddy etc etc
 
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zaremba

Cricketer Of The Year
His getting picked as a T20 specialist was almost as jaw-droppingly ridiculous as his getting picked as a Test player. And yet he really was seen as the coming man on each occasion. So, so mediocre.

Dark days.
 

Toughreviews

Cricket Spectator
imran farhat suppose to be the number one worst test cricketer ever

he has no technique no quality no foot work no temperament no cricket sense

pathetic fielder as well

thanks to his father in law did i miss some thing :)?
 

tooextracool

International Coach
Number 11= Darren Maddy



Highest Ranking 5
Total Points 12
Number of Votes Received 2/13


Ah, another wonderful English journeyman. Yet another one, some might say. Darren Maddy's still going strong in County Cricket today at the age of 37 and with 18 years at the first class level. In fact, he has a pretty reasonable first class record. But doesn't that really say it all. A 'reasonable' first class record isn't necessarily going to mean a 'reasonable' Test match career will follow. In fact, more often than not it will guarantee mediocrity.

His dibbly-dobbly medium pacers have picked him up nearly 250 first class wickets, and he's scored over 13,000 first class runs. However, who can recall the last medium pacer who was a rip-roaring success at Test level and the last batsman averaging around 30 with the bat who carved out a successful niche at the top table. To me, it really says something that Cricinfo summarises Maddy's international career thusly:



So, onto his remarkable international career. He debuted in *that* Test against New Zealand at the Oval where two England batting capitulations saw England lose a home series two-one to the Kiwis and send them to the bottom of the Test rankings. Maddy made his own personal contribution to this capitulation.

Heavy rain had made batting conditions at the Oval unusually tough for the batsmen. The Kiwis had batted proficiently to make 236; thanks in a large part to Fleming and good old Daniel Vettori batting at number 10. Mike Atherton came out to bat with Maddy - his 13th opening partner for England, and an unlucky number it proved to be. Maddy was undone by a decent piece of bowling by Vettori - but one which an international class batsman would have expected to deal with somewhat better. Vettori pitched successive balls on the same spot for totally different results and left Maddy playing no shot at a ball which clipped off stump. Maddy trudged off looking somewhat bemused for a 48 ball 14. His 2nd innings performance was no better, edging Dion Nash to the slips.

England collapsed from 123 - 2 to 162 all out and the England team were booed from the field. The bowlers must have been furious with the batsmen that day.

His last Test was similarly notorious. It was the final test at Centurion against Hansie Cronje's South Africans where Cronje forfeited an innings to help guarantee a result in exchange for a leather jacket. Needing quick runs for the win, Maddy was run out for 3 off 6 balls attempting a quick second. Maddy had only come in as a last minute injury replacement for Flintoff and for a 2nd time he found himself in the midst of an unusual result for the English.

And that was his test career over. No wickets, and only 46 runs at an average of 11.50.

Much like Chris Schofield, his international career had the defibrillator pads applied to it thanks to 20:20. In 2007, the fledgling England 20:20 team had a fascination with players who could contribute with both bat and ball, and often ended up selecting players who would contribute neither. To be fair to Maddy, he did a fair job for England in the South African 20:20 World Cup - scoring runs at a good strike rate and taking a couple of wickets to boot. His last hit in international cricket holing a stock delivery from Irfan Pathan to Gautam Gambhir at mid-on.

And still, he perseveres.

Career Highlight

vs. New Zealand at the Oval. Being part of one of the most infamous England Test line-ups of all time, and certainly the most infamous of modern times. Being booed by the partizan home ground on your Test debut must be an incredible low.

What they said about him





When asked to define what makes up a 'proper player'
Also, would nominate him just for having to sit through a whole day with him and Nass doing this on possibly one of the flattest pitches in SA since readmission:

Nasser's change of face and change of pace | Cricket News | Global | ESPN Cricinfo
 

HeathDavisSpeed

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Also, would nominate him just for having to sit through a whole day with him and Nass doing this on possibly one of the flattest pitches in SA since readmission:

Nasser's change of face and change of pace | Cricket News | Global | ESPN Cricinfo
He certainly was involved in 3 ground breaking Test matches. I'll give him that. His name will ever be etched in the history books as part of England's Nadir, The Leather Jacket Test and finally one of the most tedious test matches of the 90s.

What a 'hero'.
 

HeathDavisSpeed

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Number 11= Jeetan Patel



Highest Ranking 1
Total Points 12
Number of Votes Received 2/13


What can one say about Jeetan Patel? Is it his inability to take wickets in however many Test matches which have elevated him to this exalted list? Is it his cowardice in the face of adversity whilst batting against the rampant South Africans? Or alternatively is it that he seems to have his best for Warwickshire rather than international matches for his home nation?

I'll leave the answer to that question up to you, but the fact of the matter - and much to Athlai's chagrin - Jeetan Patel finds himself in this list. And, I can assure you, his presence here is not the biggest shock to be found in the top 15.

Jeetan was born and raised in Wellington, the son of Indian immigrants. Jeetan learned his trade playing for the Wellington Collegians club and has admirably remained with Wellington throughout his career despite playing through a period when player movements have been as fluid as those of someone's bowels when afflicted with amoebic dysentery.

Jeetan (or 'Jeets' or even 'Dave') made his debut for Wellington in 1999 with a reasonable performance against Auckland involving some very long spells (59 overs for 5 for 145). Cricinfo notes that his early career was inauspicious at first class level with nary a batsman taking notice of his guile, let alone the selectors. They also note that his career "seemed to be heading nowhere, with an average in the mid-forties". I do like looking back and noting that despite this, he was picked by the man who was ever to be right, John Bracewell, on yet another one of those hunches - some of which have found position elsewhere in this list. Still, with the benefit of hindsight we can see that 'Braces' was clearly right. Jeets now averages a superlative 38 with the ball in first class cricket. Digging into this a little further shows that he still averages over 40 with the ball for his home team, and whilst the Basin Reserve may not be the most spin-friendly of locations, let us not forget how inept your average Kiwi first-class batsman is against facing spin. Despite this, he still has a bowling average which is pushing "****" in terms of standard.

And so, despite this, Jeets was picked to play international cricket - making his debut in an ODI against Zimbabwe in Harare in 2005, fresh with the endorsement of Bracewell who appreciated his "flight and dip". There was no doubt that Jeetan was an honest trier, and actually a very adept fielder. In those heady days of 12 man ODI teams, the Super Jeetan often found himself in the position of being New Zealand's Super Sub (a position I always thought demanded the singular fielding abilities of a Marshall twin, but I digress). Jeets earned his first wicket - Stuart Carlisle (111 ODIs, batting average of 27) thanks to a handy bottom edge. Cheers, Stu!

To be fair, he had his successful days from time to time, a highlight of that vintage being 2 for 23 in 10 overs against Sri Lanka in Wellington. I sadly missed that match as I was away from the country and flew back in 6 days later. I don't admit to being disappointed at missing out on Patel dismissing Jehan Mubarak and Russel Arnold - though I do always regret missing any Russel Arnold innings.

It was on the basis of such a performance that he was called up for his first taste of Test cricket. Now, Patel was to endure a torrid time at the hands of the Test selectors - the perennial 2nd man to Daniel Vettori and with most of New Zealand's tests being played at home, it was rare for them to deploy a two-man spin line-up. Jeetan occasionally benefitted from a Vettori injury, but only 6 out of 19 Tests for Jeetan have been at home. And never at the Basin Reserve (where that average of 40+ could have come into play to guarantee poor performances)

Things didn't start too badly for Jeetan. At Newlands on debut, he struck a decent batting partnership with club and provincial team mate James Franklin - helping Franklin to a test match century along the way. He then found the bowling lark easy enough to start with, taking Graeme Smith caught and bowled and then Boeta Dippenaar bowled off the bottom edge attempting a cut, much like Stuart Carlisle the year before. I do love symmetry. It got a bit harder after that, finishing with 3 - 117 off 42 overs.

And that performance really encapsulates a lot of Jeets' mediocrity. He never bowled well enough to take a hatfull without sending down more overs than humanly possible (and, no doubt conceding a ton along the way).

Despite this, with little rivalry to the spot of "Vettori Backup", he did get regular matches numbering 2 or 3 a year without increasing (or decreasing) returns.

Patel's bowling nadir was probably in the Zimbabwe Test in Bulawayo in 2011. You know, the one New Zealand nearly lost? Well, it was a supposedly spinning deck. New Zealand selected Patel and Vettori whilst Zimbabwe had Ray Price. Spinners took 12 wickets, including a five wicket haul for Vettori. Jeetan took none. Ray Price went at 2.8 an over. Vettori went at 1.7 an over... Jeets? Well, he went at 3.9 an over. So easy were the Zimbabweans finding him to play that in the 2nd innings on a wearing deck, he only bowled 13 overs to Vettori's 38. For further comparison, Martin Guptill's fairly awkward looking offies were given 9 overs in that 2nd dig and he took a wicket and went at only 3.2 an over. It doesn't get much lower, I'm afraid.

However, Jeets was always in the mix as he was a trier and seemed to be willing to give it his all and showed guts, determination and fight. So, occasionally he would still get selected (though he earned a year's rest from Test cricket after Bulawayo).

Two things, however, appear to have marked his cards. Firstly, some utterly gutless batting against South Africa. As some other viewers have noted, Chris Martin is likely to be the worst batsman of all time. Yet, he still tried to get the bat in the way of the ball. Patel is a better batsman than Martin, yet can you back further away from leg stump than this? Are his feet even on the cut strip?



And to be honest, this was only the denouement of a wild batting display from him which had more in common with a whirling dervish than a Test cricketer.

This was followed up in March by a binge-drinking session with Vettori in Queenstown on New Zealand XI duty against the touring England team. He was so drunk that he banged his head and ended up in A&E and unable to take the field on day two. Yes, day two. He went on his drinking binge after day one. To be fair to him, there were extenuating circumstances but given the diminishing returns on the Test stage, this bumped his rehabilitation to international honours back somewhat.

With Vettori still injured, surely there's time for a Patel comeback - especially as he is performing very well for Warwickshire? However, Bruce Martin and Ish Sodhi seem to be the in-men at the moment, and can Patel squeeze into the Otago hegemony? Maybe a Ryder style move to Otago?

Career Highlight

3 for 200 odd across two Tests against South Africa where New Zealand were roundly thrashed. Backing this up with an abject display of batsmanship.

What they said about him

Yay, Jeetan Patel looking nice and toothless. I really can't stand watching him bowl, terrible off-spinner really, waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too flat.
The definition of being damned by faint praise, this one from Sibanda-lover:

I try to keep this quiet, but I actually like Jeetan Patel. I like watching him bowl, and part of me deep, deep, deep down inside thinks he might have it in him to be a serviceable Test bowler if all the planets aligned. I don't actually think he's much good though and I expect him to fail; that effort against Zimbabwe really should've been the end of the line for him. I do hope I'm wrong and I certainly maintain that he's possible; I just think it's particularly unlikely at this stage.
Lockton2skipper - that's one man who's ahead of his time

jeetan patel thats one man who's test career must be over.
How the hell does Jeetan Patel keep getting picked for New Zealand? Quite frankly, the guy is a joke of a cricketer. Surely there are other better options than Patel for the 2nd spinner spot. What about somebody like Bruce Martin?

Even Guptill has outbowled Patel in recent times.
Jeetan Patel's cricketing future:








That is all.
And many, many more.
 
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GuyFromLancs

State Vice-Captain
Some brilliant write-ups, that just go to show that Cricket is a uniquely cruel game to those folk who find themelves getting briefly over-promoted.
 

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Can only imagine Mathew Sinclair will feature heavily in this countdown come the pointy end of it.
 

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