***Official*** Pakistan and England in UAE

[smash84]

Daemon's favorite cricketer comes into the attack

 

[Daemon]

Daemon's favorite cricketer comes into the attack

Hits the pads straightaway. Time to switch to this from T20.

 

[Howe_zat]

Wow! What happened here?

Stupid batting or did the pitch do something for the seamers? Don't get why they would prepare a seamer friendly track in the first place.

Because there's no chance England's bowlers might've had something to do with it.

 

[Flem274*]

Pakistan.

Martin. Not the same obviously, but more amusing anyway.

Would be hilarious to see Martin go out there and just swing from the hip; he'd miss it by a mile.

Would get one away imo. He's in form with the bat this season.

 

[Spark]

Broad's improvement since the SL series has been unbelievable. He's gone from 36.25 per wicket before to 30.80 now. Shaved basically 5.5 runs off his average in seven tests. Well, six and a half.

Earned every single one of them too, very few of those have been from running through the tail IIRC, Trent Bridge aside.

 

[Flem274*]

no chance England's bowlers had something to do with it.

awta

 

[BoyBrumby]

Can the umpires not warn the fielding side for appealing when the ball pitches about a fecking foot outside leg? ****s me no end. Either trying it on or flat out don't know the rules.

 

[Agent Nationaux]

Well when a side is skittled for less than a 100, the first thing people think about is the pitch. You are just being over sensitive.

 

[Spark]

Because there's no chance England's bowlers might've had something to do with it.

To be fair generally when a side is bowled out for double figures, good bowling is basically an assumption.

 

[Agent Nationaux]

Gul gets cook. Yessssss

 

[Prince EWS]

Not a fan at all and thought he bowled largely rubbish for his haul in the first Test, but Gul's been good here. Loose shot from Cook, but yeah.

 

[Daemon]

Well when a side is skittled for less than a 100, the first thing people think about is the pitch. You are just being over sensitive.

Also when you see tthe side in question was Pakistan, you immediately think of ******** batting

 

[BoyBrumby]

That's bad Cook 101. Slanting across, lazy prod. Durr, Alastair. You're better than that now, surely?

 

[Z-Man]

I am hoping for Pakistan to lose by a huge margin so that it is easier for Whatmore to step in. #notpatrioticbutsensible

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Gul in the act now lol

England's batting has been woeful this series

 

[Prince EWS]

Also when you see tthe side in question was Pakistan, you immediately think of ******** batting

Or something else entirely, unfortunately.

 

[silentstriker]

Because there's no chance England's bowlers might've had something to do with it.

 

[Agent Nationaux]

Go away Z-man. Pakistan doesn't need fans like you.

 

[Agent Nationaux]

Excellent from Adnan.

 

[BoyBrumby]

England's batting has been woeful this series

& the Pope ****s in the woods.