***Official*** New Zealand in Australia 2011

[Nate]

Dude, if you played the game you make a great commentator!!!!!

 

[Riggins]

Taking your avatar is going to be so satisfying.

Hope he takes a few wickets with his chucks just to rub it in.

whats the bet?

 

[ripper868]

When Australia bat the sun is going to come out isn't it?

Yes.

 

[Flem274*]

whats the bet?

One month: Williamson will/will not score 30 or more in an innings this series

One week: Williamson will/will not hit a front foot cover drive for four in this series.

Basically, tumtum saw Williamson bat once in India and because he specifically put the front foot drives away and scored his century slowly, Williamson cannot cover drive off the front foot and can't use his technique.

Also, apparently spinners don't beat batsmen with flight. But that's another bet for another day.

 

[Jono]

the commentators don't know the rule!

What rule?

 

[Prince EWS]

What rule?

They were criticising the batsmen for taking the light.

 

[Jono]

Who is they? Wouldn't be Chappelli as he actually cares about intl cricket.

Benchy to come out and defend C9

 

[Prince EWS]

Who is they? Wouldn't be Chappelli as he actually cares about intl cricket.

Benchy to come out and defend C9

Ian Smith, Healy and Taylor I think.

 

[Flem274*]

Ian Smith is weird. When he commentates in NZ he's the biggest toy thrower ever, but overseas he's ridiculously biased.

And everywhere he hates CD players. WAFC.

 

[Jono]

Ian Smith, Healy and Taylor I think.

Smith and Healy I'm not surprised by, but Taylor?

Disappointing.

 

[KiWiNiNjA]

Well, wasn't it Mark Nicholas asking the question? I got the feeling they didn't want to point out what a dumbass he was, so just pretended that they were still playing under the old rules.

 

[Jono]

I doubt that. Most would take up that opportunity with pleasure.

 

[TumTum]

Basically, tumtum saw Williamson bat once in India and because he specifically put the front foot drives away and scored his century slowly, Williamson cannot cover drive off the front foot and can't use his technique.

Yeah because it's such a dangerous shot to cover drive in India where the ball seams and swings around corners against the phaaasst Indian attack. In fact Kane is so good that he hasn't had to play that shot in his entire career to date.

BTW didn't you or someone else suggest that he was injured during that debut knock and hence didn't play the cover drive?

 

[Prince EWS]

Well, wasn't it Mark Nicholas asking the question? I got the feeling they didn't want to point out what a dumbass he was, so just pretended that they were still playing under the old rules.

Actually I think it was Nicholas and not Taylor out of those I mentioned.

I know Smith was definitely there.

 

[Spikey]

oh my god shut the **** up tumtum

stumps btw

 

[Flem274*]

Yeah because it's such a dangerous shot to cover drive in India where the ball seams and swings around corners against the phaaasst Indian attack. In fact Kane is so good that he hasn't had to play that shot in his entire career to date.

BTW didn't you or someone else suggest that he was injured during that debut knock and hence didn't play the cover drive?

He has though mate. you not seeing it =/= never playing it.

He shelved it because he was nicking it, which was the mature thing to do. After the Indian tour he brought it back. No injuries or whatever rubbish you're trying to put in my mouth.

Now out the door with you before you embarrass yourself some more.

 

[KiWiNiNjA]

Actually I think it was Nicholas and not Taylor out of those I mentioned.

I know Smith was definitely there.

Nicholas was asking questions to Smith and Taylor. It was Nicholas who asked the question regarding batsman taking the light when offered.

 

[Athlai]

Yeah because it's such a dangerous shot to cover drive in India where the ball seams and swings around corners against the phaaasst Indian attack. In fact Kane is so good that he hasn't had to play that shot in his entire career to date.

BTW didn't you or someone else suggest that he was injured during that debut knock and hence didn't play the cover drive?

Hey no offense but you're dumb.

 

[KiWiNiNjA]

Hey no offense but you're dumb.

Athlai, telling it how it is since 2007.

 

[Prince EWS]

Nicholas was asking questions to Smith and Taylor. It was Nicholas who asked the question regarding batsman taking the light when offered.

Ahh, so Healy wasn't there. I guess I just imagined him there because it was such a Healy moment.