*Official* England in South Africa

[GIMH]

Bring Wright in to open, Davies in to keep, Prior to play as a specialist six

 

[grecian]

God, why do we persist with him? The man for a crisis in the same way that Gary Glitter is the man to run a kindergarten.

Luke Wright? You'd have thought so.

Ed Joyce, but he ain't there, but TBH, I'd take anyone over that bloke atm.

 

[Nate]

de Wet, imo.

 

[pasag]

Open with Bell, that way people on the other side of the world don't have to stay up too late to get a good laugh

Stayed up

 

[Jarquis]

Bring Wright in to open, Davies in to keep, Prior to play as a specialist six

Be careful what you wish for

Serious now?

 

[GIMH]

Nah, just Wright in for Bell will do for now, hope he scores a double ton on Boxing Day, would make my Xmas

 

[GIMH]

****

 

[Jarquis]

Ed Joyce, but he ain't there, but TBH, I'd take anyone over that bloke atm.

Bopara? Or by anyone, do you mean anyone else in the Test squad?

Oh FFS

 

[Scaly piscine]

All fairly predictable stuff from England.

KP chucked it away like a complete imbecile
New ball took out Trott
Bell showed what an absolute disgrace it is that he got a contract
Collingwood digging in as England try to scrape what should have been a reasonably comfortable draw

 

[Nate]

Make him captainnnnnnnn

 

[BoyBrumby]

Ah, man. Blaming Corrin, tbh.

 

[grecian]

Gonna lose this.

Where's Monty when you need him.

 

[Jono]

This is epic stuff.

 

[Jarquis]

Make him captainnnnnnnn

 

[GIMH]

Ah, man. Blaming Corrin, tbh.

I blame myself

 

[BoyBrumby]

Bopara?

If we want a soft-**** with a pretty technique we might as well stick with Ding Dong.

 

[grecian]

Ah, man. Blaming Corrin, tbh.

Yeah, him and his "I don't believe in superstition". Totally his fault if we go one-nil down, he's more culpable then Bell, IMHO.

 

[popepouri]

De Wet!!

Don't know if we should drop him when Steyn comes back.

 

[Jarquis]

Swanneh will save us.

 

[Nate]

Broadeh, get out of townnnnnnn

EDIT: "It's hit his pad!" You're having a laugh. Out as out can be.