We're planning a name change and complete club relaunch at the end of the season. We've hired Tim Burton to direct our television ads, so it won't actually have anything to do with cricket, while our mascot will be Jasotharan's corpse on a pike.
Some of the team names we've narrowed it down to is:
CW Ch00baka, to try and cash in on the great man, even though we're not worthy.
CW Black XI-2, because we're an inferior add on thing.
CW Vodafone-Orange-Clear-Telstra-Optus-Virgin-AT&T-Telecom POWERHAUS, because no one is willing to sponsor us for more than $5.
CW North, because no competition is complete without being named after your geographical location. cbf finding out what is our actual geographical location though, but North sounds alright.
CW Asians, because yellow would be racist.
CW ******, because black would be racist.
CW Smurf, because blue would be racist.
CW Russki, because red would be racist.
CW Mars, because green would be racist.
CW Thomas, I mean let's drop the act and accept who the team is.
CW Choke, self explanitory.
CW Damon, for ***yness.
Those who are not captain or vice captain will have to bathe in a pit of mud outside the team leaders mansion, and when they're not training or playing cricket, the rest of the team will be in a sweat shop making CW Colts* Jasotharan on a Pike plush toys for distribution at $99 each, in honour of Kerr's OD skills.
*Name subject to change