The Colts Thread

[Agent TBY]

CW Dolts?

 

[Nate]

CW Holts? Look like they're in a good position but then go missing.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Colts isn't the greatest name in the world but I'd prefer it to any colour (exception: Aquamarine).

It really isn't up to you, despite how important you'd like to think your input is.

 

[NZTailender]

We're planning a name change and complete club relaunch at the end of the season. We've hired Tim Burton to direct our television ads, so it won't actually have anything to do with cricket, while our mascot will be Jasotharan's corpse on a pike.

Some of the team names we've narrowed it down to is:
CW Ch00baka, to try and cash in on the great man, even though we're not worthy.
CW Black XI-2, because we're an inferior add on thing.
CW Vodafone-Orange-Clear-Telstra-Optus-Virgin-AT&T-Telecom POWERHAUS, because no one is willing to sponsor us for more than $5.
CW North, because no competition is complete without being named after your geographical location. cbf finding out what is our actual geographical location though, but North sounds alright.
CW Asians, because yellow would be racist.
CW ******, because black would be racist.
CW Smurf, because blue would be racist.
CW Russki, because red would be racist.
CW Mars, because green would be racist.
CW Thomas, I mean let's drop the act and accept who the team is.
CW Choke, self explanitory.
CW Damon, for ***yness.

Those who are not captain or vice captain will have to bathe in a pit of mud outside the team leaders mansion, and when they're not training or playing cricket, the rest of the team will be in a sweat shop making CW Colts* Jasotharan on a Pike plush toys for distribution at $99 each, in honour of Kerr's OD skills.


*Name subject to change

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Still a fan of CW Lack-of-Silver tbh.

Am a fan of CW Vodafone-Orange-Clear-Telstra-Optus-Virgin-AT&T-Telecom POWERHAUS, though.

 

[bryce]

CW Jasotharan imo

 

[NZTailender]

CW Jasotharan imo

Then this:

would be our logo.

 

[bryce]

Has to be a front runner

 

[SJS]

It might be a good idea to allow teams to add a suffix to their clour code. For example we could have Red Arrows, and Black Bulls, and Green Gorrillas and Blue Birds .... or something like that.

Seriously, we should be allowed to make the names a bit more colourful.

 

[chooka_nick]

CW Rainbow has a nice ring to it.
Plus, opposition will be too blinded by our logo to bat or field properly.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Would be strongly against everyone changing. Colts just need to become yellow then we're fine.

 

[SJS]

Would be strongly against everyone changing. Colts just need to become yellow then we're fine.

You cant seriously like "Yellow". You might as well chose a suffix Chokers !

Kidding

 

[SJS]

CW Rainbow has a nice ring to it.
Plus, opposition will be too blinded by our logo to bat or field properly.

If you had a few of those baby elephants on trampolines around the ground as cheerleaders, you may distract them enough

 

[Simon]

You cant seriously like "Yellow". You might as well chose a suffix Chokers !

Kidding

Long story, you are way off the mark there.

 

[pinchy81]

Like CW Ch00baka myself

 

[NZTailender]

Long story, you are way off the mark there.

Hahaha.

Would prefer CW Orange tbh. Have never really liked the colour yellow. Plus we have a Dutchie in our team.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Softest ****s. Whinging about a colour. Get a ****ing grip.

 

[NZTailender]

Softest ****s. Whinging about a colour. Get a ****ing grip.

I hear what you're saying, and it sounds to me like this: "Wa wa waa all my players are internationals waaaa I wanna play tests waaaa."

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Don't want to play tests unless they're offseason.

 

[Loony BoB]

It really isn't up to you, despite how important you'd like to think your input is.

What? Are you serious? Who said I can't make the decision? That is so gay. Man, I hate this place.