The Colts Thread

[tadeusz]

Good luck to those playing for the A team. (I get another chance thanks to you!).

 

[chooka_nick]

Mr. Smith has hit the nail on the head. The big test begins at the half-way point.
Mind you, with a rejuvinated squad, we stand as good a chance of taking home some silverwear as we ever have.
Reasons to be optimistic.

 

[Majin]

Haha yeah just had a browse of the stats, me and Bosco work well together. Enjoy batting with the lad itbt. Most century partnerships in the league so far this season for openers

Severely need to up my own game though, can't keep getting out once I pass 50. It doesn't help the team any and more importantly it ****s me off

 

[Nate]

Oi, get Towns and Jakester1800ghey out and merge with Black. Game time not included.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Nah blow that ****. We'll take Geg and burn the rest of them alive in their clubhouse.

Wastes of space, really. As if we'd want people like Butler and Wilson at the club, they'd just cry and leave after a season or two.

 

[Nate]

Geg can get a bit tedious tbh. Has a torrets moment every now and then and you just stand back going 'wtb?'.

So yeah, we'll take Thomas. Majin's a good bloke aswell tbf. Hancock is gun aswell.

Colts could really be something if it wasn't for Buts/Wilson/etc. Shame.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Colts could really be something if it wasn't for Buts/Wilson/etc. Shame.

At least they don't have **** ****s like Kears. Red finally manage to rid themslves of the Robbins cancer and look who they have in their ranks. ****ing David Kearsley. The fans must feel cheated. Probably drowning in the salty taste of his tears. Loves a good whinge.

 

[Nate]

Nah look, would take Kears over Robbins 99/100. Would take Robbins if I needed someone to make a decision.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Would only take Robbins if the cafeteria was running low on meat. And even then he'd probably still leave a bitter taste in your mouth.

 

[Majin]

Haha don't know what the **** is going on but you're killing me boys, top stuff.

And yeah look, some people might like merging with Black 'cause you're obv the best team by miles, but would rather be up against you tbh. Doesn't matter how many times you get me out for **** all, no point playing unless you're challenging the best so will keep on falling at that hurdle until I can clear it or die trying.

 

[Nate]

And yeah look, some people might like merging with Black 'cause you're obv the best team by miles, but would rather be up against you tbh. Doesn't matter how many times you get me out for **** all, no point playing unless you're challenging the best so will keep on falling at that hurdle until I can clear it or die trying.

Or, you can join us and learn a lot more about your cricket. Until then though, I guess we'll keep pwning you.

I like what you're made of though.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

I'll offer you 3 empty packets of Doritos and a 2002 copy of Women's Day to change your ****ing club name. You're named after a ****ing horse frbs (dats4upatto), get with the times.

 

[Majin]

Actually I am over this whole LETS STAY COLTS THING. Change us to a colour, it doesn't matter. All I can remember about the whole thing is that Towns was having a moan about not wanting to be Yellow 'cause it was like saying we're cowards but that doesn't matter, if that's how the rest of the teams want to see us then fine, we'll just have to step up and shut them up on the pitch. CW Yellow, Mauve, Aquamarine, I don't care. Bring it.

 

[Nate]

Will throw in the CD single of 'Your Disco Needs You' by Kylie. But yeah, reckon all the clubs could do with a name change tbh. CricketWeb *insert colour*. Really doesn't sound cool at all.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

CW Lack-of-Silver imo.

 

[Loony BoB]

Will throw in the CD single of 'Your Disco Needs You' by Kylie. But yeah, reckon all the clubs could do with a name change tbh. CricketWeb *insert colour*. Really doesn't sound cool at all.

F'serious. Who named these sides? At least they weren't "CW A" and "CW B", I guess.

Colts isn't the greatest name in the world but I'd prefer it to any colour (exception: Aquamarine).

 

[Nate]

Townssssss

 

[Loony BoB]

'sup

 

[Majin]

As long as we don't leave the re-naming up to Towns, I know him, his style is dire. He might take his inspiration from his music, many people do, but naming the teams after pants 80's pop groups would be the worst. CW Spandau Ballet, gtfo

 

[Loony BoB]

As long as we don't leave the re-naming up to Towns, I know him, his style is dire. He might take his inspiration from his music, many people do, but naming the teams after pants 80's pop groups would be the worst. CW Spandau Ballet, gtfo

Dan, you've lost that loving feeling...