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*Official* 2007 NRL Thread

Mister Wright

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Stole this from the Broncos forum:

NRL Teams' Female Equivalent

Melbourne Storm - Delta Goodrem. Tidy, attractive, professional and uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you want to yawn.

St George -Illawarra Dragons - Elle MacPherson. Past her best but still easy on the eye and an old favourite with most.

Souths Rabbitohs - Whitney Houston. Has not looked after herself in recent years and has gone completely off the rails.

Sydney Roosters - Amelie Mauresmo. Last woman on Earth scenario: you still wouldn't.

Parramatta Eels - Jenna Jameison. Cops a pounding but are always around in the final scenes, even if they are choking..

Wests Tigers - Britney Spears. At times can look stunning, at others it can get ugly.

Canterbury Bulldogs - Christina Aguilera. Looks like she enjoys it rough and dirty.

NZ Warriors - Paris Hilton. Lays down way too easily.

Canberra Raiders - Princess Diana. May be a blue blood, but hasn't done anything for a while.

Brisbane Broncos - Jessica Simpson. Got some great moves & had the same father in charge for entire existance.

Cronulla Sharks - Anna Kournikova. Look great but has never won anything.

Penrith Panthers - Krystal from Big Brother. Has the biggest and best assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.

North Queensland Cowboys - Beyonce. Quality all over, but especially good at the back.

Newcastle - Kylie Minogue. Very decent despite not having much up front.

Gold Coast Titans - The Olsen Twins. Not ready to go yet but shaping quite well.

Manly Sea Eagles - Julia Gillard. Still can't produce any juniors.
 

Perm

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Parramatta Eels - Jenna Jameison. Cops a pounding but are always around in the final scenes, even if they are choking..
Best one there IMO, although I think somebody may have posted the same sort of thing a while ago. Still funny of course.
 

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Mister Wright said:
Cronulla Sharks - Anna Kournikova. Look great but has never won anything.
Very true :(

Penrith Panthers - Krystal from Big Brother. Has the biggest and best assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.
Haha, classic :laugh:.
 

Mister Wright

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You took the Dogs to win at Brooky? Fair shout. I'm on 4/7, fell down on Manly, Raiders & the Chooks.

Got the Broncs tomorrow.
I've been tipping on form all season and haven't been doing that well. I've been going against my instincts, and it has been hurting. I just had a feeling that the Doggies (who didn't play that badly against Broncos) would win (I'm not convinced about Manly yet) also had a feeling about the Rabbits - Great defensive outfit and the Sharks really don't threaten teams with solid defence.
 

Burgey

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Reckon they'll get off with a fine - the Broncos kept their points in 04 when Webke was replaced by Parker and he scored off his 1st touch with Webke still on the field but being assisted off. Neither of the guys on Saturday night got into the play at all.
Still dirty on the Raiders not winning though - them and Souths have cost me the perfect round so far.
 

Prince EWS

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Reckon they'll get off with a fine - the Broncos kept their points in 04 when Webke was replaced by Parker and he scored off his 1st touch with Webke still on the field but being assisted off. Neither of the guys on Saturday night got into the play at all.
Still dirty on the Raiders not winning though - them and Souths have cost me the perfect round so far.
Didn't Faiumu come on and take a hitup while Smith was still on? Or was it someone else who came on?
 

Burgey

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This illustrates something which never ceases to amaze me in sport - how many times something as apparently simple as this getting stuffed up completely, whether b yofficials, players or coaches. I mean, it can't be that hard to make sure your player is off the feild when you go on, can it?
 

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