Probably already done this, but what the hell I'm a fickle kinda guy so I'll type what I'm thinking right now and see how they match
Top 5:
Tranmere Rovers - well better than Forest, regardless of what the league table says
Couldn't care about anything else tbh as long as the Whites do well. World Cup, Ashes, Free Healthcare, I'd give it all up for the mighty whites to get promotion. So no point listing another 4 really.
Bottom 5:
Everton
Notlob (clue, they lost 1-0 to the above filth today)
Man U - the hate doesn't burn quite like it used to but nonetheless I was brought up a believer that they stand for all things evil. Old dog, new tricks etc.
Australian sport teams - I like Aussies generally, but I was reading an article by Simon Barnes in Wisden on the way to work this something, and everything he said was spot on. Can't remember what he said now though. Oh well
Wrexham and Chester - both so pathetically awful that they only warrant half a mention each. The local scum down the road. Jealous of their bigger and better English coutnerparts, pair of Welsh losers.