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Why do England struggle to produce undisputedly great players?

harsh.ag

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
GTFO Harsh.......fried tomato is da bomb!! (+ it's the only half healthy thing on that heart attack on a plate)
Seriously the first time I ever had that breakfast plate I had no clue what to do with the ****ing thing. Just lying there, not going with anything else. Have to pretend it goes it with the beans so thank god for the ****ing beans. Nothing's changed since then. At least add add a layer of cheese on top of it so you can pretend it's something. Have seen people pairing it with the sausage and it's revolting.
 

Furball

Evil Scotsman
Proper breakfast has:

Square sausage
Bacon
Egg
Potato scone (or a potato cake from an Ulster fry)
Black pudding
Haggis
Morton's crispy roll
Brown sauce

And I won't hear any different from our deviant English cousins.
 

Shri

Mr. Glass
Seriously the first time I ever had that breakfast plate I had no clue what to do with the ****ing thing. Just lying there, not going with anything else. Have to pretend it goes it with the beans so thank god for the ****ing beans. Nothing's changed since then. At least add add a layer of cheese on top of it so you can pretend it's something. Have seen people pairing it with the sausage and it's revolting.
Here's a tip: Don't ****ing eat it.
 

flibbertyjibber

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Cooked breakfast this morning for me and kids before they went off to school.

Sausage
Bacon
Hash Browns
Egg
Beans
Mushrooms for me

Toast
Coffee

Anyone who says beans doesn't go with breakfast is an imbecile.
 

weldone

Hall of Fame Member
Proper breakfast has:

Square sausage
Bacon
Egg
Potato scone (or a potato cake from an Ulster fry)
Black pudding
Haggis
Morton's crispy roll
Brown sauce

And I won't hear any different from our deviant English cousins.
If you don't add Hash Brown and Tea then that's like a punishable offence.
 

Adders

Cricketer Of The Year
Proper breakfast has:

Square sausage
Bacon
Egg
Potato scone (or a potato cake from an Ulster fry)
Black pudding
Haggis
Morton's crispy roll
Brown sauce

And I won't hear any different from our deviant English cousins.
Square Sausage?? Scones?? Haggis?? And I don't even know what a Morton crispy roll is.........but I can tell you I'd rather be a deviant (which really is not so bad itbt) than eat that ****ing monstrosity!!
 

flibbertyjibber

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Anyway more important things to discuss than breakfast, I wonder if Ken Barlow will pull through after his stroke on Coronation Street?
 

GIMH

Norwood's on Fire
A couple of points

1. The English breakfast is the best breakfast you can get. Anyone who refers to it as 'bad food' is a mouthbreathing deviant (though I don't eat tomatoes)
2. Furball trying to pass the Scottish breakfast off as the true breakfast would be like Dawood Ahmad comparing his poetry to Keats. There's a reason you can get an English breakfast anywhere in Europe and that many Scottish pubs don't even serve the jock version
 

Flem274*

123/5
how do you people eat such heavy food before work/school when you're not even hungover

big breakfasts are for 10-11am aka brunch if you're a camp auckland wanker.
 

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