No mate - I'm not trying to cause trouble. Keep up the good work.
I'll use the whip on my underperforming Lancashire lads instead. Mind you that might not be such a good idea. Some of those English fellows are a bit kinky, especially the ones that attended Peter Roebuck's Christmas party! They were walking around a bit funny and had grimaces on their faces when they sat down in the dressing room!
Hey - maybe that's why they've been underperforming (on the field I mean!). Where's that bloody Peter Roebuck?!
Just heard more about that party. Seems that a league player called John was chasing fellows around as if he wanted to poke people with his finger. That's until one of my lads smashed his finger with a cricket bat. John was unconsolable, weeping that this injury would really cramp his style for the upcoming season!
One of the party games involved races up the stairs, around the master bedroom and then back down again. A couple of fellows, Elton and George, apparently took a while longer than others to reach the finishing line. Later they were both seen trying to chat up this chap whose name sounded very much like 'Vase'. All three were later seen leaving the party together!
There were a few members from the equestrian community in attendance also. One of the Lancashire lads got a tad worried when one of his contact lenses fell out. He was on all fours crawling around on the floor looking for it when he noticed that this fellow called Mark was getting rather excited and making eyes at him!
Sounds like some party!
I'll use the whip on my underperforming Lancashire lads instead. Mind you that might not be such a good idea. Some of those English fellows are a bit kinky, especially the ones that attended Peter Roebuck's Christmas party! They were walking around a bit funny and had grimaces on their faces when they sat down in the dressing room!
Hey - maybe that's why they've been underperforming (on the field I mean!). Where's that bloody Peter Roebuck?!
Just heard more about that party. Seems that a league player called John was chasing fellows around as if he wanted to poke people with his finger. That's until one of my lads smashed his finger with a cricket bat. John was unconsolable, weeping that this injury would really cramp his style for the upcoming season!
One of the party games involved races up the stairs, around the master bedroom and then back down again. A couple of fellows, Elton and George, apparently took a while longer than others to reach the finishing line. Later they were both seen trying to chat up this chap whose name sounded very much like 'Vase'. All three were later seen leaving the party together!
There were a few members from the equestrian community in attendance also. One of the Lancashire lads got a tad worried when one of his contact lenses fell out. He was on all fours crawling around on the floor looking for it when he noticed that this fellow called Mark was getting rather excited and making eyes at him!
Sounds like some party!
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