Wastemen etc

[TheJediBrah]

The real question is did Starc know what was going on the whole time. Did he know beforehand and was stitching Moises up? (probably) Or did he not realise until he got in there and just went through with it for the lols (maybe) Or is he actually thick enough to have not realised at any stage that he was intruding on a private moment (unlikely but you never know)

 

[Tom Flint]

My guess is that this was an attempt at humour - Starcy and Moises staged it to look as tho Starc walked in on him jacking off, but they did it in a way where it's just a bit confusing as to what happened.

Can't make it too obvious otherwise CA wouldn't use the footage. But why else would he be lying down lack that under the blanket with one hand tucked in, and closing the laptop once Starc is there...

Lol why would you plan it.

 

[cnerd123]

Why would you jerk off on the ground floor with the door open and your teammates playing golf in the hallway outside tho

 

[Tom Flint]

Straya

 

[cnerd123]

Fair enough

 

[Burgey]

Why would you jerk off on the ground floor with the door open and your teammates playing golf in the hallway outside tho

Why wouldn’t you? You’re on tour ffs.

 

[TheJediBrah]

Why wouldn’t you? You’re on tour ffs.

Do you know where they were? Presumably somewhere on the subcontinent where you want to spend as much time in the hotel as possible. If they were in England or the Caribbean they'd be out and about you'd think.

 

[Daemon]

Why would you jerk off on the ground floor with the door open and your teammates playing golf in the hallway outside tho

Unfamiliar with batting in foreign conditions

 

[vcs]

Do you know where they were? Presumably somewhere on the subcontinent where you want to spend as much time in the hotel as possible. If they were in England or the Caribbean they'd be out and about you'd think.

There'd be nothing else to do in England in June. It's always raining there

 

[TheJediBrah]

There'd be nothing else to do in England in June. It's always raining there

Very good point. The more I think about, the places where people play cricket are generally pretty depressing. Obviously the Caribbean is quite nice, in the tourist-y places. New Zealand and Aus are always popular tourist destinations but that's about it. England is nice compared to a lot of the world but the food is terrible, women are ordinary and weather as you mentioned.

We should be encouraging cricket in places like Western Europe, Fiji, California, Japan etc.

 

[Tom Flint]

You want to try playing in the Europa league and travelling to places like Albania and Poland on a Wednesday night to watch your team play��

 

[Dan]

India's a great place to visit ffs. Would love to do a trip to SL as well.

And South Africa would be absolutely amazing to travel to, Joberg and the crime issues notwithstanding

 

[jimmy101]

Yeah India is truly a magnificent, lively part of the world. And I've heard nothing but good things about SL from people who have been there.

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

What are the reports from the multiple foreigners visiting india during IPL?

Is it really hotel to ground, and nothing else?

 

[Victor Ian]

Why would you jerk off on the ground floor with the door open and your teammates playing golf in the hallway outside tho

This is the current Australian ethos. Leave the door open when having a bat. Poor defence.

 

[Victor Ian]

What are the reports from the multiple foreigners visiting india during IPL?

Is it really hotel to ground, and nothing else?

India is on my to do list but it sounds tragic you'd go there and stay in a hotel. So many things to see and experience. Maybe all the wonders are too far from grounds.

 

[Burgey]

If you want to go anywhere and just stay in your hotel then you're better off just having a staycation in your home town.

 

[harsh.ag]

The key to Indian travel is to hire a young English speaking dude as your guide via some app.

 

[stephen]

India's a great place to visit ffs. Would love to do a trip to SL as well.

And South Africa would be absolutely amazing to travel to, Joberg and the crime issues notwithstanding

South Africa might be a nice place to visit but I've known too many South Africans to ever want to go there myself. The story that stuck with me the most was from my 30yo boss who was saying that it wasn't too bad over there. After all, she'd only ever been held up at gunpoint twice while stopped at traffic lights.

Twice in at most a decade (she'd been here for a few years at that stage)!

 

[TheJediBrah]

South Africa might be a nice place to visit but I've known too many South Africans to ever want to go there myself. The story that stuck with me the most was from my 30yo boss who was saying that it wasn't too bad over there. After all, she'd only ever been held up at gunpoint twice while stopped at traffic lights.

Twice in at most a decade (she'd been here for a few years at that stage)!

tbf there is a difference between a place being nice to visit and actually being a nice place to live. There are plenty of places that are nice to visit for the experience that you would not want to live in if you were paid.