"Under The Lid" Thread

[LongHopCassidy]

He's riding on the coat-tails of a country that actually has half a chance of winning something occasionally.

Yeah, can't stand those Scottish-Australians.

 

[Burgey]

GeraintIsMyHero, do not post idiotic oxymorons. Post reported.

If Geraint Jones is your hero, you are an idiotic oxymoron

 

[LongHopCassidy]

Oxy?

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Not our fault if the Aussie camera work is poor.

He's out.Move on.Only a tailender anyway,if they are whinging about losing a tailender they are in trouble.

 

[pasag]

Not our fault if the Aussie camera work is poor.

He's out.Move on.Only a tailender anyway,if they are whinging about losing a tailender they are in trouble.

Going to hunt you down if you don't start using the spacebar after full stops and commas.

 

[BoyBrumby]

Haddin playing a few shots; doesn't much seem to rate Doherty to hang about.

Salient lesson about the UDRS here I'd suggest; it's geared up to support the original decision unless there's irrefutable evidence it was wrong.

EDIT: WTF? Clearly meant for the second test thread.

In the spirit of this thread, er, **** off you corked hatted twatts.

 

[Jarquis]

Brumby WAG

 

[Furball]

lolstralia.

 

[GIMH]

Chimpy soaks up the occasion of his 150th test

 

[chris.hinton]

A very poor Aussie side

And i love it , it is about time the boot is on the other foot due to all the years England have been suffering. We are coasting to a 3-0 ashes victory, by the end of it you will be try to get Hayden, Warne and Glenn McGrath all out of retirement. Just face it Aussies you are have 10 years in the wildnerness as you have no talent coming though and if your best spinner is Docerty then you have REAL problems,

HAHAHAHA

 

[LongHopCassidy]

Yeah, we're really e.

 

[Ruckus]

THIS

 

[Noble One]

I hear this Docerty bloke that the OP mentions can spin the ball further than Warne. Drop Doherty for Docerty i say.

How about we just wait until the Ashes are over before digging the boot in?

 

[flibbertyjibber]

How about we just wait until the Ashes are over before digging the boot in?

Agreed.

This isn't a great Aussie side but England haven't won the series yet. When we do i will be happy to put the boot in, no doubt some changes need making though as the attack looks toothless and the batting is failing too often. Not a recipe for success.

 

[nick-o]

So Ryan Harris apparently bought a new cricket bat for the second test. It's on e-bay now, flagged as "never used"

 

[benchmark00]

Agreed.

This isn't a great Aussie side but England haven't won the series yet. When we do i will be happy to put the boot in, no doubt some changes need making though as the attack looks toothless and the batting is failing too often. Not a recipe for success.

He used it in the first innings.

Think the joke should be "Billy Doctrove received a double eye transplant for the second test. They're now being sold on ebay, flagged as 'never used.' "

 

[Jarquis]

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[flibbertyjibber]

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That s class.

 

[Midwinter]

About as funny as you would expect from a pom

 

[Howe_zat]

Not as funny as selecting Michael Beer to be fair