"Under The Lid" Thread

[vic_orthdox]

As anyone who plays cricket knows, when you get a chance to field in at silly point or short leg, right next to the batsman, it's a chance to sledge your head off under your breath where the umpire can't hear you.

This thread is for all the plain banter. It's probably going to be part and parcel of an Ashes series, so if you feel like baiting, needling, gloating, then you can keep it in here. We don't want match threads and other threads in the sub-forum being sidetracked. Any of that posting outside of here will see you being warned.

 

[marc71178]

Best cricket-related decision made by an Aussie all week having seen the 11 the selectors have come up with.

 

[GIMH]

Great idea Jack.

 

[Top_Cat]

Shocked you recognise a good idea.

That said, there have been some good ideas recognised by the English recently. For example, Prince William proposing to his hot girlfriend before he starts looking even more like his Dad.

 

[GIMH]

Shocked you could read what my post said given you're from Adelaide.

 

[Top_Cat]

No crims here, all toff English settlers. So, needless to say, you're spot on.

 

[PhoenixFire]

Soo, Xavier Doherty

 

[Julian87]

Strauss will get out to a Hilfenhaus nbumper.

Can feel it in my bones.

 

[GIMH]

Bunch of ugly ****s this crim XI

 

[Furball]

Bunch of ugly ****s this crim XI

****e national anthem for a ****e country.

 

[marc71178]

Calling it now, Corrin to beat the all time record for posts in a week 5 times in this series.

 

[Burgey]

Got some Pommie git on ABC radio now.. Dire. Agnew I think. Could play him with a stick of celery tbh.

 

[Spikey]

hey did the south africans and the irish guy sing their own anthem or God save the Queen?

 

[pasag]

Why the **** is there a Scottish **** posting in this thread?

 

[Son Of Coco]

Why the **** is there a Scottish **** posting in this thread?

He's riding on the coat-tails of a country that actually has half a chance of winning something occasionally.

 

[Burgey]

Mate of mine just emailed me the following:

I liken us more to Liverpool – faded glory and all that.

The Poms are really Spurs. Mid table to just under for decades, now on the march. Thanks to imports.

Not bad really.

 

[vcs]

GIMH to break the record for number of posts in a thread here.

Closely followed by flibbertyjibber.

 

[vic_orthdox]

To be fair, think I'll spend most of my time sledging my compatriots about how much they're wrong about Peter Siddle than towards the Poms.

 

[GIMH]

Victorian pride?

 

[Flem274*]

Victorian pride?

GeraintIsMyHero, do not post idiotic oxymorons. Post reported.