Tim Paine ***ting scandal, will resign

[OverratedSanity]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1461551224101109768

This some circle of life ****

 

[Spark]

There have been multiple stories over the last year or so which have all indicated Smith will take over. There arent really any good contenders. I'd give it to warner for the memes tbh.

I mean Cummins is the actual VC.

 

[Spark]

This some circle of life ****

someone photoshop various australian captains into the lion king opening sequence

 

[Xix2565]

To be honest, sending unsolicited dick pics is hardly a shining example of good, decent messaging between people. Don't think the woman's character really matters that much when someone is showing off their dick regardless.

 

[OverratedSanity]

Someone do a oh dear oh gorgeous for Steve smith vs you ****ing donkey Paine meme. Paine is heartbroken too you pathetic ***** where's your empathy now.

 

[anil1405]

Someone do a oh dear oh gorgeous for Steve smith vs you ****ing donkey Paine meme. Paine is heartbroken too you pathetic ****s where's your empathy now.

Gone for baby sitting.

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Ian Botham approves of this. Probably only him and Warne would.

 

[Starfighter]

This doesn't seem right

It's the times we live in.

 

[TheJediBrah]

Ian Botham approves of this. Probably only him and Warne would.

like 80% of professional cricketers would have done it at some stage let's be honest

 

[Daemon]

Penis XI

1. Chris Gayle
2.
3.
4.
5.
6. Ian Botham
7. Tim Paine
8.
9. Shane Warne
10. Daniel Worral
11.

Who was that guy who's penis was mistakenly uploaded in a picture in the change room?

 

[flibbertyjibber]

I know Christmas is coming and the Elf on the Shelf will return but Tim Paine took it too far with **** in a sock.

 

[Burgey]

I think it was Watto who had his junk uploaded accidentally from the dressing room.

Or maybe that's just wishful thinking on my part.

 

[Teja.]

I missed an asterisk in shitting and thought it was harsh to sack him for a Renshaw.

 

[Daemon]

Renshaw **** himself?

 

[Burgey]

Tim Paine has questions to answer. Cricket Australia has questions to answer. So does Justin Langer.

This was the case before this afternoon tbf

 

[anil1405]

Penis XI

1. Chris Gayle
2.
3.
4.
5.
6. Ian Botham
7. Tim Paine
8.
9. Shane Warne
10. Daniel Worral
11.

Who was that guy who's penis was mistakenly uploaded in a picture in the change room?

1. Chris Gayle
2.
3.
4.
5. Shakib Al Hasan
6. Ian Botham
7. Tim Paine
8.
9. Shane Warne (C)
10. Daniel Worral
11.

 

[Burgey]

I had no idea this was true lol

Presumably they didn't want him to stand down after the first investigation because they'd just sacked the previous skipper. this is glorious. His statement even says his family was aware of what had happened at the time of the first investigation.

No way he wasn't pushed by CA here. FMD they're a pack of *****.

 

[Burgey]

Never been prouder of my captain.

 

[Prince EWS]

Never been prouder of my captain.

My captain will always be @Daemon

 

[Burgey]

My captain will always be @Daemon

Didn't know he played cricket tbh