Things that will happen before England win a game

[GIMH]

Thank god you explained all that or Spark might not have known what you meant

 

[Adders]

I'd like someone to explain what "we are in clover about them" means.......cos I've got nfi.

 

[uvelocity]

it means we are all on board to give them an absolute whipping to be honest and will be very happy

 

[Riggins]

Keep fighting Hooksey. I hate those english ****s as well. We (Australia) are right behind you.

 

[Hooksey]

Keep fighting Hooksey. I hate those english ****s as well. We (Australia) are right behind you.

It's like taking babies from a candy mate



Disclaimer: I am not a member of the Australian cricket team. Nor do I hold an ACB player contract.

 

[Adders]

It's like taking babies from a candy mate

I'd wager the baby is getting very close to being thrown out the pram........

 

[Hooksey]

I'd wager the baby is getting very close to being thrown out the pram........

You probably wagered England would win a Test match too

 

[Riggins]

Yeesssss! You tell him!

 

[benchmark00]

#teamhooksey

 

[Riggins]

We (Team Hooksey) are having a golden summer.

 

[ajdude]

Team Hooksey lead Australia to an emphatic 9-1 series clovering today over England. Nobody from the actual Australian team was on hand to comment, however

 

[Hooksey]

Night team

@bed

 

[Riggins]

I've spoken to all the players and they say the series win doesn't count because it wasn't on clay.

 

[benchmark00]

That's not to take anything away from Deano's double ton at Madras which was struck on a clay based wicket.

 

[Spikey]

never heard of it

 

[Riggins]

Deano made a double hundred at Madras?