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Things that will happen before England win a game
- Thread starter GIMH
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ajdude
International Coach
no
no
idk
nah
winner
idk
probably
hahahahahaha
no
hahahahahaha
nah (was never likely)
someone take over
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As far as I can recall temperatures became quite chilly in the USA.
Magrat Garlick
Rather Mad Witch
photo of Hell, this morning
Adders
Cricketer Of The Year
This from a Victorian???
Spikey
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you've gotta lift your banter game bud
Spark
Global Moderator
How many times do you need to be reminded that this is a forum to talk about cricket, not beat your nationalistic drum? You don't play for Australia nor do you represent the Australian cricket team in any fashion, stop treating other posters as if you do.
Hooksey
Banned
The Australian cricket team are leading 9-1 and I'll take a leap of faith and suggest they are in clover about it. They also probably enjoy the excellent summer weather in Melbourne.
Spark
Global Moderator
But the point is that you are not the Australian cricket team, so stop posting as if you are. "My team is winning so la-de-dah" is not a form of argument nor is it a very constructive line of discussion.
Building on from this point, other posters being English does not mean that they are the English cricket team, so stop posting as if they are. It kills discussion when the only important part of another poster's post, in your mind, is their nationality. Stop waving your nationality around as the entire basis of your posting.
It's not like you haven't been warned for this nationalistic trolling and warmongering before. In fact, you've been infracted and banned for it. By three separate moderators. All of whom, incidentally enough, are also Australians. If that isn't telling you something about your posting, I'm not sure what will.
Expect further infractions and bans if you continue to post in that manner.
Hooksey
Banned
I live in Australian and my cricket team are currently leading England 9-1. Comprised of 5-0 in the Test series and 4-1 in the One Day Series. In order to quash the misapprehension I actually play for Australia, let me categorically state that although I did play cricket myself, I am not currently a member of the Australian cricket team. Nor do I hold an ACB contract.
Many people including myself are very happy with the results of the current series'. In fact it would be fair to say we are in clover about them. I believe the Australian team are very pleased with the results they have achieved too, and it's probably not too big a leap of faith to suggest they are in clover about them as well.
The weather in Melbourne during summer is often excellent. This summer being no exception. It's not too great a leap of faith to suggest the Australia cricket team - my team, though as stated earlier I don't hold an ACB nor play for them - enjoy playing cricket in locations where the consistently fine weather - such as Melbourne's - usually ensures results.
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