The Red Thread

[andyc]

Come on Reds, let's go out there this season and f***in kill em all!

 

[Mister Wright]

Come on Reds, let's go out there this season and f***in kill em all!

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[andyc]

 

[Robertinho]

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Could Kyle Wright please return to his bed for feeding time, I repeat, the mushed apple may get cold.

 

[andyc]

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Could Kyle Wright please return to his bed for feeding time, I repeat, the mushed apple may get cold.

And Voltman's on the prowl so if he wants any chance of getting lucky he'd better get back soon.

 

[Mister Wright]

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Could Kyle Wright please return to his bed for feeding time, I repeat, the mushed apple may get cold.

I just hope the crap you have dished out preseason transfers to your performances on the field during the season.

 

[Robertinho]

Wow, old man, don't overexert yourself

 

[KennyD]

~And here's Kyle Wright, that inspirational workhorse, a product of the CW system coming into deliver the first ball for the newly formed Colts side this year. Comes running in, gentle pace, and oh...oh he's down, this is tragic for the man...it appears as though the exertion of running 20 yards has caused him to have a hernia...well this is embarrassing...~

I can see it now

 

[Mister Wright]

Talking to my old bowling mates at the Reds some of them are privately fuming at some of the things being said by their batsman. While they enjoy banter with the best of them, they are annoyed that their batsman are overstepping the mark and giving the new Colts side and in particular their captain an added incentive to want to beat the Reds and beat them badly. Talk it up all you want fellas, take the Colts lightly at your own risk. If I'm in the right frame of mind I can make you all look like Ian Harvey. (Only a select few will understand that reference).

 

[Robertinho]

This a Batsman vs Bowler shoot out now, is it?

No one is underestimating the Colts, I have been saying how unknown they are and that they could really cause some big upsets. What, you can't expect to be favourites when half of your team is untried (so far)? It's impossible to rate the Colts side when no one knows anyone in the team!

It's being realistic, Kyle, the only person who has any idea of how the Colts will go is Liam, and my name is Robert.

 

[KennyD]

Talking to my old bowling mates at the Reds some of them are privately fuming at some of the things being said by their batsman. While they enjoy banter with the best of them, they are annoyed that their batsman are overstepping the mark and giving the new Colts side and in particular their captain an added incentive to want to beat the Reds and beat them badly. Talk it up all you want fellas, take the Colts lightly at your own risk. If I'm in the right frame of mind I can make you all look like Ian Harvey. (Only a select few will understand that reference).

If they're privately fuming, why would you go and post it for us, (me & Rob) to see . Do you think we don't know who your old bowling mates are? Of course we do, and if they're annoyed, why don't you just let them say it themselves instead of saying that they are "privately fuming & annoyed). All it does it make them look covert and weak, because I've heard nothing from nobody about nothing.

 

[andyc]

Woah calm down Kenny

 

[KennyD]

Woah calm down Kenny

~twitches~

Yo, I'm calm dawg, Im calm....whats that noise???

~twitches~

 

[Robertinho]

Kyle, we never even said anything offensive, learn how to take a joke...

 

[chooka_nick]

What might be said as a joke can be misinterpreted. Reds have to ensure they don't fall foul of such things.

Joking? Joking can get you shot, Burpstein

Lol

 

[chooka_nick]

~twitches~

Yo, I'm calm dawg, Im calm....whats that noise???

~twitches~

Pokes... WITH A STICK

 

[Robertinho]

Umm.. go away

 

[Mister Wright]

Umm.. go away

Someone should take their own advice...

 

[KennyD]

Pokes... WITH A STICK

Surely this smiley would have suited better...

 

[Mister Wright]

If they're privately fuming, why would you go and post it for us, (me & Rob) to see . Do you think we don't know who your old bowling mates are? Of course we do, and if they're annoyed, why don't you just let them say it themselves instead of saying that they are "privately fuming & annoyed). All it does it make them look covert and weak, because I've heard nothing from nobody about nothing.

I can stir the pot with the best of them mate. You need to take this issue up with your own team-mates not me.