The "I'd love to meet him in a dark alley" XI

[Nate]

Haha Nick, owned.

 

[Truekiwijoker]

The two that spring two my immediate mind are:

Brad Hogg. A very ulgy Australian in need of a good hiding, and the guy's in his 30's!

Micheal Clarke: Looks like he needs a serious setback too, and let's hope for everyone's sakes he recieves one, or something that will make him grow up a bit before he becomes the next Aussie skipper.

 

[benchmark00]

The two that spring two my immediate mind are:

Brad Hogg. A very ulgy Australian in need of a good hiding, and the guy's in his 30's!

Micheal Clarke: Looks like he needs a serious setback too, and let's hope for everyone's sakes he recieves one, or something that will make him grow up a bit before he becomes the next Aussie skipper.

What are you talking about? What's Clarke done to anyone?

He's incredibly mature, and he's handled the spotlight that's been thrust upon him admirably.

 

[silentstriker]

endulkar is said to have beaten the entire indian cricket team in arm wrestles when he was 16. He is quiet strong

I think that says more about the Indian cricket team than Sachin.

Considering our top pace seems to be about 130, I don't think arm strength is our forté.

 

[Buddhmaster]

I'll fight you all. Except Murphy, he's huge

 

[Langeveldt]

I'll fight you all. Except Murphy, he's huge

I had my mouth full of chocolate when I read your C_P inspired sig, and the whole lot went over my laptop..

 

[Jono]

The two that spring two my immediate mind are:

Brad Hogg. A very ulgy Australian in need of a good hiding, and the guy's in his 30's!

Why would you want to beat up Hoggy. He rules!

I think that says more about the Indian cricket team than Sachin.

Considering our top pace seems to be about 130, I don't think arm strength is our forté.

Sachin is 33 now. Our '130' pacemen weren't playing cricket then, they were learning their times tables.

 

[simmy]

I'd love to thump Hogg... Just looking at him winds me up.

 

[33/3from3.3]

would love to give Brett Lee a good whacking

 

[Smudge]

would love to give Brett Lee a good whacking

 

[pskov]

I reckon I could take Nathan Bracken and Ashley Giles. Gilo just seems too nice a bloke to get into a fight, I reckkon he'd still be trying to get everyone to calm down and 'can't we just settle this without violence?' even after the first few punches are thrown. Bracken, well he just looks like a wimp.

 

[Truekiwijoker]

What are you talking about? What's Clarke done to anyone?

He's incredibly mature, and he's handled the spotlight that's been thrust upon him admirably.

Sorry mate, but in my opinion he's very immature for someone in his mid-20's. His performance after scoring that 50 in the second VB final was NOT good form.

 

[benchmark00]

I'll fight you all. Except Murphy, he's huge

Fair unit.

 

[Xuhaib]

Stuart Broad

 

[PhoenixFire]

Kiran More, little ****.....

Kamran Akmal and Danish Kaneria both irritate me for some uknown reason

 

[Bouncer]

Touseef Ahmed from past.

So whats the final 11?

 

[Legglancer]

Scaly

 

[haroon510]

marven atapatu
he doesn't get out and he doesn't play a shot. he is the most boring batsman i have ever seen that is why i go for him.

 

[Xuhaib]

marven atapatu
he doesn't get out and he doesn't play a shot. he is the most boring batsman i have ever seen that is why i go for him.

I find his batting style elegant.

On the topic what happens if Hashim Amla and Deano bump in to each other in a dark alley.

 

[33/3from3.3]

marven atapatu
he doesn't get out and he doesn't play a shot. he is the most boring batsman i have ever seen that is why i go for him.

It's not a vote on skill or elegance, it's someone you could beat up.