The "I'd love to meet him in a dark alley" XI

[Pratters]

What Rich said on Pieterson.

 

[Anna]

James Hildreth.

 

[simmy]

toughest guy ever, wrong thread methinks.. unless you mean me..

Yeah I did mean you... but I take it back.

 

[simmy]

1. Ganguly
2. James Kirtley
3. Kamran Akmal
4. Brad Hogg (the most annoying tongue I have ever seen)

 

[Armadillo]

Sachin Tendulkar, he's 5ft 6!

 

[Langeveldt]

Warney's mum

 

[danish]

Inzamam ul Haq.
One pie in my hand and he'll be at my mercy...
Or I could just threaten to throw one of those hard white Cricket balls at him.

 

[simmy]

Sachin Tendulkar, he's 5ft 6!

Why do you want to hurt him though?

He's a legend!

 

[33/3from3.3]

yeah
i think i should be in This XI

 

[Craig]

Warney's mum

Taibu?

 

[parttimer]

Michael Clarke

 

[Robertinho]

Personally - Michael Vaughan. Just because he's such a gimp.

Buddhy would go Symonds. And win. And then go Flintoff. And win.

 

[James90]

The entire Bangladesh u19's side.

 

[Armadillo]

Why do you want to hurt him though?

He's a legend!

Didn't say I wanted to hurt him, I'd just rather want to meet him in a dark alley than Andrew Symonds.

 

[deeps]

tendulkar is said to have beaten the entire indian cricket team in arm wrestles when he was 16. He is quiet strong

 

[Hoggy31]

The entire Bangladesh u19's side.

Good looking bunch of boys

 

[Autobahn]

The entire Bangladesh u19's side.

I can see you're a man with exotic tastes

 

[Langeveldt]

The entire Bangladesh u19's side.

dark alley, not communal showers...

 

[Smudge]

Good looking bunch of boys

Hoggy31 is Gary Glitter and I claim my free cut and blow.... wave.

 

[GIMH]

Afridi