The "I'd love to meet him in a dark alley" XI

[adharcric]

We've been talking about frightening, insane and crazy players who we'd rather not face in this situation. What about the harmless/annoying creatures who you would choose if you had the choice of who you were to face in a dark alley? Sorry if it's disturbing. Worth a shot.

Parthiv Patel?

 

[Smudge]

Richard De Groen.

 

[jack_sparrow]

musthaq ahmed.


i could punch thte crap out of tubby. it'd be so much fun

 

[steds]

Rosalie Birch

 

[Mr Mxyzptlk]

Nicholas de Groot.

Can't bat or bowl his way out of a paper bag, so I can only presume he can't do much else either.

 

[Langeveldt]

Kevin Pietersen, i'd bring my gun

 

[UncleTheOne]

Shaun Udal, but I suppose it's not fair to pick on OAPs.

 

[simmy]

Langeveldt

 

[33/3from3.3]

Scotty Styris

 

[luckyeddie]

Langeveldt

This is a guy who was a warder at Drakenstein Prison - believe me, you do NOT want to take him on. Ever.

 

[luckyeddie]

Nicholas de Groot.

Can't bat or bowl his way out of a paper bag, so I can only presume he can't do much else either.

Cook.

His bacon and dog-egg pie is legendary.

I've seen you struggle to knock the skin off his rice pudding in the CW bar (actually, you need a brick to knock the skin off his rice pudding).

 

[Neil Pickup]

Kamran Akmal always looks like a 12 year old to me.

 

[superkingdave]

Ian Bell

 

[Langeveldt]

Langeveldt

toughest guy ever, wrong thread methinks.. unless you mean me..

 

[Mr Mxyzptlk]

I've seen you struggle to knock the skin off his rice pudding in the CW bar (actually, you need a brick to knock the skin off his rice pudding).

Well in my defence, it shouldn't be human skin.

 

[Mr Mxyzptlk]

toughest guy ever, wrong thread methinks.. unless you mean me..

Don't rate yourself much?

 

[Langeveldt]

Don't rate yourself much?

not compared with charl langeveldt, no.. Although I could take most below average international cricketers on i expect..

 

[Mr Mxyzptlk]

not compared with charl langeveldt, no.. Although I could take most below average international cricketers on i expect..

If Charl Langeveldt is the mark by which you judge yourself.........

 

[Kweek]

If Charl Langeveldt is the mark by which you judge yourself.........

aah well...i can think of worse marks...


(rikki cough )

 

[steds]

Sourav Ganguly, the Stuck up ****