Magrat Garlick
Rather Mad Witch
Football clubs, as a rule:They are pretty crap, but they are a football club.
1) Are founded a fair while ago. Fail.
2) Do not have to cross an ocean to play all other teams of their league. Fail.
3) Can relegate. Fail
4) Have a youth set-up. Fail
5) Do not have an Americanised nickname. Fail