Shakib Al Hasan vs Ian Botham / Burgey vs *****

[trundler]

Well one of mine got locked understandably but a slippy one is really a free for all. It's like The Purge. We **** around here, get it out of our systems so we can behave on other threads.

 

[cnerd123]

TBF this thread is probably only still open to stop Burgey from stinking up the rest of the joint with his tiresome Masterchef ramblings

 

[Burgey]

I’m going to spend the next 70 years mastering Masterchef posts. It will prove my culinary prowess and the superiority of my food.

 

[cnerd123]

Nothing to do with Masterchef will ever prove culinary prowess

 

[Burgey]

Disappointed you missed the obvious “you’ve been going more then 70 years already” line there.

That’s what happens when you only eat steamed rice. Addles your brain.

 

[cnerd123]

I dont like Masterchef but I know enough that it hasn't been going on for 70 years

 

[Gnske]

^ And that's why there are no women in CC.

There's two things women just don't get that men do, and its so true. This isn't ***ist in any way, I don't have to be ***ist right here and now to prove I am. But they don't understand cricket and death. As a young man you may not get this yet, but allow me to explain this in a way that will leave little to interpret.

We men understand mortality, that we're not even dying that we're all just dead from birth. Trying to pump air into our corpses by trying to make good choices, live life and then eventually accept death and kill ourselves quicker by reproducing more dead husks to join this increasingly expanding pest species of walking corpses that is at perpetual war with the living. I remember losing in a talent contest in fifth grade and the teachers sent all the losers to a sad place behind stage, and the librarian came over to cheer us up and said "It doesn't matter, winning, losing, it's all- you're all equally meaningless in the end, none of it matters." The girls in that sad place didn't understand it I felt, but I did.

I showed cricket to a woman once, after two overs she asked me when the half-time show was.

 

[Burgey]

****. That escalated quickly.

 

[Starfighter]

There's two things women just don't get that men do, and its so true. This isn't ***ist in any way, I don't have to be ***ist right here and now to prove I am. But they don't understand cricket and death. As a young man you may not get this yet, but allow me to explain this in a way that will leave little to interpret.

We men understand mortality, that we're not even dying that we're all just dead from birth. Trying to pump air into our corpses by trying to make good choices, live life and then eventually accept death and kill ourselves quicker by reproducing more dead husks to join this increasingly expanding pest species of walking corpses that is at perpetual war with the living. I remember losing in a talent contest in fifth grade and the teachers sent all the losers to a sad place behind stage, and the librarian came over to cheer us up and said "It doesn't matter, winning, losing, it's all- you're all equally meaningless in the end, none of it matters." The girls in that sad place didn't understand it I felt, but I did.

I showed cricket to a woman once, after two overs she asked me when the half-time show was.

Deep.

 

[TheJediBrah]

There's two things women just don't get that men do, and its so true. This isn't ***ist in any way, I don't have to be ***ist right here and now to prove I am. But they don't understand cricket and death. As a young man you may not get this yet, but allow me to explain this in a way that will leave little to interpret.

We men understand mortality, that we're not even dying that we're all just dead from birth. Trying to pump air into our corpses by trying to make good choices, live life and then eventually accept death and kill ourselves quicker by reproducing more dead husks to join this increasingly expanding pest species of walking corpses that is at perpetual war with the living. I remember losing in a talent contest in fifth grade and the teachers sent all the losers to a sad place behind stage, and the librarian came over to cheer us up and said "It doesn't matter, winning, losing, it's all- you're all equally meaningless in the end, none of it matters." The girls in that sad place didn't understand it I felt, but I did.

I showed cricket to a woman once, after two overs she asked me when the half-time show was.

What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling incoherent post, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no likes...may God have mercy on your soul

 

[Gnske]

What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling incoherent post, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no likes...may God have mercy on your soul

thank you

 

[Starfighter]

I must say, I've always liked the idea of Gnske and TJB duking it out in here. C'mon guys, show us what you're made of.

 

[jimmy101]

Pretty sure that was just a Billy Madison reference.

 

[Starfighter]

Doesn't matter. I still want to see it.

 

[TheJediBrah]

Pretty sure that was just a Billy Madison reference.

That's about as creative as i get

 

[jimmy101]

That's about as creative as i get

Then again you did coin the phrase "Miyagi'd". Pretty creative imo

 

[mr_mister]

I must say, I've always liked the idea of Gnske and TJB duking it out in here. C'mon guys, show us what you're made of.

they were literally interchangeable in my mind when i first started posting here. two brash aussies who seemed to rile up the pommy posters at any opportunity

 

[TheJediBrah]

they were literally interchangeable in my mind when i first started posting here. two brash aussies who seemed to rile up the pommy posters at any opportunity

Don't see that much these days. Probably because they haven't been competitive in the Ashes since 2015

 

[mr_mister]

yeah that's probably why we beat 'em nearly half the time eheheh stupid poms

 

[Daemon]

It's interesting how TJB was previously not well liked on the forum but ever since Miyagi happened he's the voice of reason.