Shakib Al Hasan vs Ian Botham / Burgey vs *****

[Burgey]

I can see your point re privacy.

 

[cnerd123]

Just fess up that you live in your mum's basement ffs.

lol at you thinking anyone in HK can afford a basement


Property prices here suck

 

[TheJediBrah]

There's no way ***** has ever had a root.

He's in love with the game of cricket

 

[Burgey]

lol at you thinking anyone in HK can afford a basement


Property prices here suck

Work harder and you can have a basement.

#Toryposting

 

[Burgey]

Hand shandies don't count mate.

 

[cnerd123]

It's not that I expect you to be familiar with the concept Burgey, it's that I feel I need to educate you on appropriate decorum when discussing intimate relationships

 

[TheJediBrah]

Dw ***** these older blokes get excited just talking about the topic. It's hard to wait for that one day every month when the old lady is in the mood.

 

[Mr Miyagi]

It's not that I expect you to be familiar with the concept Burgey, it's that I feel I need to educate you on appropriate decorum when discussing intimate relationships

Well this strikes me as a bit of an oxymoron. How can there be appropriate decorum for a gentleman in discussing intimate relationships if a gentleman never tells?

 

[Burgey]

***** strikes everyone as a moron tbh

 

[cnerd123]

Dw ***** these older blokes get excited just talking about the topic. It's hard to wait for that one day every month when the old lady is in the mood.

And then need to pop that pill and hope it's not gone bad all those years sitting in the dresser, and then they have that anxious hour or so waiting for it to kick in, trying to keep her from falling asleep in the meanwhile.

Pretty depressing. On top of all that he has to live in Australia? God, no wonder he spends so much time on here. Poor Burgey.

Well this strikes me as a bit of an oxymoron. How can there be appropriate decorum for a gentleman in discussing intimate relationships if a gentleman never tells?

Precisely

What happens between a man and a woman is their own business and no one else. Has no one taught you that?

 

[cnerd123]

***** strikes everyone as a moron tbh

No u

 

[Burgey]

***** putting a disturbing amount of projection into other people's intimate relationships here.

 

[Mr Miyagi]

What happens between a man and a woman is their own business and no one else. Has no one taught you that?

You seriously need to spend some time socialising with women. Many many of them will tell you far more than you ever care to know about what happens between them and men.

 

[cnerd123]

You seriously need to spend some time socialising with women. Many many of them will tell you far more than you ever care to know about what happens between them and men.

Difference in cultures tbh.

I'd go into more detail about that, but then I'd be doing what I don't feel is appropriate, so leave it at that.

 

[TheJediBrah]

You seriously need to spend some time socialising with women. Many many of them will tell you far more than you ever care to know about what happens between them and men.

I can tell from your essay-length online cricket statistic comparison posts that you're an expert on the topic

 

[Burgey]

Mr Miyagi apparently very familiar with the friend zone.

 

[Mr Miyagi]

Mr Miyagi apparently very familiar with the friend zone.

Friend zone, end zone, its all the same, it makes no difference to the fact that many women talk about their intimate private lives with men both current and previous.

 

[cnerd123]

Friend zone, end zone, its all the same, it makes no difference to the fact that many women talk about their intimate private lives with men both current and previous.

Please do share with us some of these intimate conversations you've had

 

[Mr Miyagi]

Please do share with us some of these intimate conversations you've had

Sure, a girl I was with told me the guy she was dating before me (apparently she may have fudged that as there is possible overlap between his relationship ending and mine starting according to her sister telling me) told me that he had a bent penis, and when drunk would wet the bed frequently.

Two things I had no interest in learning about.

 

[Burgey]

Difference in cultures tbh.

I'd go into more detail about that, but then I'd be doing what I don't feel is appropriate, so leave it at that.

Good conversations about the intimate relationships of people are out there, *****. You just need to open your mind and realise that.