chalky said:
Yeah the backs were terrible no pace
Very valid point there, my friend. Of the backs who played last night, only Pryce, who obviously hates playing on the wing, and Carney, who's a crock, possess any real pace. Wellens
usually makes up for it by being one of the best defensive full backs in the world. In my eyes, it's only Minichiello's pace which seperates him from Wello. Had a shocker last night, though. Anyway, yeah, both Deacon and Harris are slow. Deacon's a total waste of space who would fit in yawnion well because all he's good at is goalkicking, and as Sinfield does that, Deacon's just wasting a jersey. The quickest halves pairing we could probably get is Long and Horne.
Anyway, what I'm getting at is my theory about this. The rugby league heartland does not produce too many really quick playerswhilst places like Australia does, and I think it's down to genes.
The Australians obviously get their pace from the original Australians, who had to be pretty quick on their feet to avoid the police. This is the same way Liverpool has produced all those socey players and the reason I was so excited about young James Graham from Maghull making his Saints debut....then I realised upon seeing him that being a 6'5" ginger is another way to stop the bizzies messing with you.
Most of New Zealands rugby players are descended from Maori warriors, strong as oxen and as fast as the wind. No mystery there.
The North of England, the heartland, has never had a need for quick blokes, so it's the big, stout miner's/factory worker's genes which have become dominant and been passed down.
Of course, there's always an explanation for the exceptions. Carney's pace obviously harks from his forefathers chasing leprichauns and haring towards the end of every rainbow in search of the pot of gold, and if you can add 2 and 2 together, know Sean Long is from Wigan and have seen his hairstyles in the past, it becomes fairly clear that Longy gets his pace from his gay great-uncle Frank, who, back when homosexuality was illegal in Great Britain, had to dodge the police in the same fashion as the Aussie convicts.