Poms' Diana Ross-Style Demands

[GuyFromLancs]

You believe Broad? Lol, that most reliable of historians.....

You dispute him being photographing Armstrong on the Moon then?

 

[Burgey]

Broad's tantrum at fans is better than any Australian tantrum ever cos he's English and they're better than Aussies.

#postlikeguyfromlancs

 

[GuyFromLancs]

Broad's tantrum at fans is better than any Australian tantrum ever cos he's English and they're better than Aussies.

#postlikeguyfromlancs

Finally, you get my MO.

 

[Adders]

cos he's English and they're better than Aussies.

Really hard to argue with that tbf.

 

[Burgey]

Finally, you get my MO.

Had to make like a cannibal and shrink my head right down, but yes I got there.

 

[GuyFromLancs]

Had to make like a cannibal and shrink my head right down, but yes I got there.

Good stuff!

 

[Burgey]

England have ordered extra Quinoa and Acai Berries ahead of the third test.

 

[Jono]

 

[Daemon]

What they really need is one of Burgey's perfectly bbq'd mid afternoon steaks

 

[wiff]

This was found inside the English dressing rooms.

 

[Son Of Coco]

They need to up the dose of fibre they're taking in my opinion. Might stop them from getting the squirts every time they face Mitch Johnson.

 

[wiff]

They need to up the dose of fibre they're taking in my opinion. Might stop them from getting the squirts every time they face Mitch Johnson.

Well, yeah, too many trips to the turd aquarium can get tedious. They haven't been following the diet. Some of the players had this hid under their beds. Grumpy Gooch has caught them butter fingered.