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1. Rob Key (fat and has too much to say for himself)
2. Wasim Jaffer (painful to watch)
3. Rahul Dravid (ODI match-loser, ridiculously turgid)
4. Runako M****n (dire)
5. Ian Bellend (hey, he looks pretty but never scores any runs, let's give him 30 straight games in the side)
6. Mohammad Ashraful (c) (The embodiment of the Bangladesh side- really quite ****, melts when anywhere near actually winning a game, gives up as soon as the other team look remotely on top, and always finds new and horrific ways to get out)
7. Kamran Akmal (can't catch, guilty of the only instance of claiming a dropped catch with no benefit of the doubt. Shocked he hasn't been in more teams.)
8. Harbhajan Singh (the world's most impossible to like cricketer)
9. Daren Powell (obnoxious and really bad at cricket)
10. Steve Harmison (on his day, when the pitch is perfectly designed specifically for him, when he's playing at home, when he's had three months straight bowling to get his rhythm, if given the chance, he's capable of making batsmen look mildly uncomfortable without actually getting them out. Pick him!)
11. Ben Hilfenhaus (token Aussie, takes barely any wickets in a winning team and hence gets away with it)
I think i can probably do better than the openers and Hilfy but noone's coming to mind.
2. Wasim Jaffer (painful to watch)
3. Rahul Dravid (ODI match-loser, ridiculously turgid)
4. Runako M****n (dire)
5. Ian Bellend (hey, he looks pretty but never scores any runs, let's give him 30 straight games in the side)
6. Mohammad Ashraful (c) (The embodiment of the Bangladesh side- really quite ****, melts when anywhere near actually winning a game, gives up as soon as the other team look remotely on top, and always finds new and horrific ways to get out)
7. Kamran Akmal (can't catch, guilty of the only instance of claiming a dropped catch with no benefit of the doubt. Shocked he hasn't been in more teams.)
8. Harbhajan Singh (the world's most impossible to like cricketer)
9. Daren Powell (obnoxious and really bad at cricket)
10. Steve Harmison (on his day, when the pitch is perfectly designed specifically for him, when he's playing at home, when he's had three months straight bowling to get his rhythm, if given the chance, he's capable of making batsmen look mildly uncomfortable without actually getting them out. Pick him!)
11. Ben Hilfenhaus (token Aussie, takes barely any wickets in a winning team and hence gets away with it)
I think i can probably do better than the openers and Hilfy but noone's coming to mind.
