*Official* Sri Lanka in South Africa 2011/12

[Neil Young]

Dears me. Kallis ducks into a ball barely going over the stumps and then they bring him on as an act of revenge to bowl bouncers at the no.11. Disgraceful in my view.

 

[BoyBrumby]

Jesus. 146.7kmh from Kallis.

Heat for a fat old man.

 

[NasserFan207]

Aw, Kallis is too old for that ****. Looked a bit silly tbh

 

[Eds]

****ing Philander.

 

[Burgey]

Vern gets a 10 fer. Go him.

Herath should bat five IMO.

 

[NasserFan207]

SL got raped here tbh. Not good viewing.

 

[Burgey]

Indeed. Resurgence of bitch **** in tests lately. Siddle, Philander and Herath all sporting impressive décolletages too.

Dougeh had little A cups last year too. Seems not so much these days.

Dougeh.

 

[ganeshran]

6 catches in the innings for Boucher.

 

[NUFAN]

SL once again played like complete ****wits in the first Test of a series.

Good to see Kallis take 0 wickets again.

 

[Outswinger@Pace]

Match-winning 10-fer, thank you very much. Test cricket is a ridiculously easy sport, ain't it?

Btw, didn't Rodney Hogg make a brilliant start to his test career too? Running through England in the 1977/78 Ashes, picking up his wickets at 12 apiece, IIRC from Bob Farmer's book.

 

[abmk]

A bit strange that SL batting has been as bad as their bowling since Murali retired ...

 

[Briony]

Very disappointing from the Lankans.

 

[Burgey]

Any EPL on tonight? Don't feel like kipping yet.

 

[morgieb]

Ouch. That's pretty pathetic by Sri Lanka.

 

[NasserFan207]

Philander's average is down to 12 now. Jesus, this is 1920s stuff

 

[Flem274*]

SL got raped here tbh. Not good viewing.

Don't trivialize rape thanks.

 

[Flem274*]

Vernon Philander is ****ing ridiculous. WAG.

 

[Burgey]

Haysman. Traitorous bastard.

 

[NasserFan207]

Don't trivialize rape thanks.

Yeah sorry, that was bad from me

 

[Flem274*]

Yeah sorry, that was bad from me

No worries.