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***Official*** Sri Lanka in England

Barney Rubble

International Coach
Nnanden said:
For the record, this CricInfo commentary has been the best I`ve ever read over an innings.

"Ali to Bandara, FOUR, the good news is that it actually pitched. The bad news is that it was short and pulled square for another four. "

"Ali is dreadful."

"Ali to Maharoof, (no ball) 1 run, guess … go on. Yes, a full toss which Maharoof skies and Jones runs round to take a catch .. but rightly called a no-ball."

:laugh:
Think this guy is the same guy that was doing the Scotland-Pakistan game yesterday - I don't know his name, but the mannerisms are the same. There are some quotes in the England-Pakistan thread from yesterday's game, a lot of funny stuff. Particularly some Inzy jokes, which are always good. :D

EDIT: Apparently it's a woman. So make that "girl" and "her".
 

Lostman

State Captain
0.6 Vaas to Cook, 1 run, push to cover, Jayasuriya bends down and fumbles with his right hand. They look for two, but choose not to run on a misfield, as a wise man must have once told them. But Trescothick wasn't listening when same said wise man suggested 'Always run the first one hard' - he just jogged.

rofl
 

Goughy

Hall of Fame Member
This posted in April

http://www.cricketweb.net/article.php?NewsIDAuto=1639

The list in order of probability of appearing at the World Cup and where those playing in todays game rank. Note that Bresnan was not even in the top 40 two months ago.


3) Marcus Trescothick
The hefty Somerset opener has become a crucial part of England's ODI side in recent years - his powerful cutting and driving at the top of the order is a great asset to his side. He is also England's vice-captain, and will take over should Vaughan get injured - more on that later...

6) Steve Harmison
Three Geordies, a Welshman, a Lancastrian, a Yorkshireman, three South Africans and a pseudo-Australian in the Caribbean - it sounds like the opening line of a joke, but it's a reasonable guess at the makeup of the majority of the England World Cup squad. Harmison is the biggest name and the biggest frame of the three Geordies, having been ranked number one bowler in the world for a time and measuring approximately seventeen feet tall. He is a threat in ODI cricket, his pace and bounce making him the ideal complement to the accuracy and penetration of Flintoff.

9) Andrew Strauss
Likes playing Bangladesh (doesn't everyone?), but has so far struggled as an ODI opener against other opposition. Born in South Africa like Kevin Pietersen and Matthew Prior, he will be looking to prove his credentials over the next year, or he could find himself slipping down the ladder quickly. Can usually be relied upon to get out bowled, either through the gate or played-on to a cut shot.

10) Geraint Jones
Unfortunately for Chris Read, Jones chose to play for England, despite having heritage from roughly ninety-two other countries. He was born in Papua New Guinea, and rumour has it was approached by both Bulgaria and Argentina before making his England debut. Well, okay, that last bit was made up, but he was brought up in Australia, and has the personality to go with it - tenacious and committed, and showing no little flair in his batting. He has yet to back up his ability with runs, though, and given his debatable keeping skills - despite recent improvements - could find himself under pressure from one or two others should he not begin to deliver soon.

11) Liam Plunkett
The youngest and least aurally comprehensible of England's Toon Army, Plunkett showed his promise with 3-51 as a SuperSub on debut against Pakistan last year. He followed that up by scoring a fighting 56 from number nine in the order in his next game - a medium-fast bowler capable of extracting bounce and seam movement, Plunkett has shown promise in the 5 ODIs he has played so far, and it appears he will be somewhere in or near the first-choice XI come March 2007.

15) Ian Bell
Yet to really be granted the opportunity to impress at ODI level, Bell is a nippy runner between the wickets and strong fielder, even if he lacks the ability to find the boundary with regularity. Do not be fooled by his ODI bowling average of 3.00, however - he is not, in reality, the single greatest bowler ever known to mankind, as that average would suggest.

16) Kabir Ali
No-one in England actually thinks he's any good. We're not even sure he does. The selectors do, though, and that means he'll be in contention when they're considering the seam-bowling unit for the tournament. More so than either of his cousins, Kadeer and Moeen, anyway.

17) Vikram Solanki
Highly talented but also highly infuriating, Vikram Solanki used to be England's go-to guy whenever they needed a batting spot filled - he has batted in every position apart from seven, nine and eleven for England, even scoring 39 not out from number ten against Pakistan as SuperSub. However, he was dropped from the original squad to play India, mostly because of his amazing ability to choose the worst possible shot to play in any given situation at any time.

22) Alistair Cook
Has a poor average in one-day cricket for Essex, but following his stunning Test debut at Nagpur, in which he scored 164 runs for once out, cannot be far from the selectors' minds. If he learns to rotate the strike to better effect, he will be a solid ODI player in years to come. Hopefully his early success at Test level will allow the tabloids to get all their ridiculous puns on his name out of the way soon. There's only so much 'Ready, Steady, Cook' a man can take.

30) Jamie Dalrymple
An unfamiliar name, but one who has performed usefully in domestic one-day cricket for a while now - bowls nifty off-breaks, is a handy late-overs batsman and an outstanding fielder. A good 2006 could see him shoot up the ladder. Is always known as Jamie rather than James, to prevent sounding like a character from a Jane Austen novel.

I know there have been a lot of injuries but it shows that the selectors have no idea about consistency or their best team.
 

Barney Rubble

International Coach
Goughy said:
This posted in April

http://www.cricketweb.net/article.php?NewsIDAuto=1639

The list in order of probability of appearing at the World Cup and where those playing in todays game rank. Note that Bresnan was not even in the top 40 two months ago.


3) Marcus Trescothick
The hefty Somerset opener has become a crucial part of England's ODI side in recent years - his powerful cutting and driving at the top of the order is a great asset to his side. He is also England's vice-captain, and will take over should Vaughan get injured - more on that later...

6) Steve Harmison
Three Geordies, a Welshman, a Lancastrian, a Yorkshireman, three South Africans and a pseudo-Australian in the Caribbean - it sounds like the opening line of a joke, but it's a reasonable guess at the makeup of the majority of the England World Cup squad. Harmison is the biggest name and the biggest frame of the three Geordies, having been ranked number one bowler in the world for a time and measuring approximately seventeen feet tall. He is a threat in ODI cricket, his pace and bounce making him the ideal complement to the accuracy and penetration of Flintoff.

9) Andrew Strauss
Likes playing Bangladesh (doesn't everyone?), but has so far struggled as an ODI opener against other opposition. Born in South Africa like Kevin Pietersen and Matthew Prior, he will be looking to prove his credentials over the next year, or he could find himself slipping down the ladder quickly. Can usually be relied upon to get out bowled, either through the gate or played-on to a cut shot.

10) Geraint Jones
Unfortunately for Chris Read, Jones chose to play for England, despite having heritage from roughly ninety-two other countries. He was born in Papua New Guinea, and rumour has it was approached by both Bulgaria and Argentina before making his England debut. Well, okay, that last bit was made up, but he was brought up in Australia, and has the personality to go with it - tenacious and committed, and showing no little flair in his batting. He has yet to back up his ability with runs, though, and given his debatable keeping skills - despite recent improvements - could find himself under pressure from one or two others should he not begin to deliver soon.

11) Liam Plunkett
The youngest and least aurally comprehensible of England's Toon Army, Plunkett showed his promise with 3-51 as a SuperSub on debut against Pakistan last year. He followed that up by scoring a fighting 56 from number nine in the order in his next game - a medium-fast bowler capable of extracting bounce and seam movement, Plunkett has shown promise in the 5 ODIs he has played so far, and it appears he will be somewhere in or near the first-choice XI come March 2007.

15) Ian Bell
Yet to really be granted the opportunity to impress at ODI level, Bell is a nippy runner between the wickets and strong fielder, even if he lacks the ability to find the boundary with regularity. Do not be fooled by his ODI bowling average of 3.00, however - he is not, in reality, the single greatest bowler ever known to mankind, as that average would suggest.

16) Kabir Ali
No-one in England actually thinks he's any good. We're not even sure he does. The selectors do, though, and that means he'll be in contention when they're considering the seam-bowling unit for the tournament. More so than either of his cousins, Kadeer and Moeen, anyway.

17) Vikram Solanki
Highly talented but also highly infuriating, Vikram Solanki used to be England's go-to guy whenever they needed a batting spot filled - he has batted in every position apart from seven, nine and eleven for England, even scoring 39 not out from number ten against Pakistan as SuperSub. However, he was dropped from the original squad to play India, mostly because of his amazing ability to choose the worst possible shot to play in any given situation at any time.

22) Alistair Cook
Has a poor average in one-day cricket for Essex, but following his stunning Test debut at Nagpur, in which he scored 164 runs for once out, cannot be far from the selectors' minds. If he learns to rotate the strike to better effect, he will be a solid ODI player in years to come. Hopefully his early success at Test level will allow the tabloids to get all their ridiculous puns on his name out of the way soon. There's only so much 'Ready, Steady, Cook' a man can take.

30) Jamie Dalrymple
An unfamiliar name, but one who has performed usefully in domestic one-day cricket for a while now - bowls nifty off-breaks, is a handy late-overs batsman and an outstanding fielder. A good 2006 could see him shoot up the ladder. Is always known as Jamie rather than James, to prevent sounding like a character from a Jane Austen novel.

I know there have been a lot of injuries but it shows that the selectors have no idea about consistency or their best team.
I wrote this - I'm glad someone read it. :laugh:

Incidentally folks, these ladders are going to be updated soonish - input welcome. :)
 

wpdavid

Hall of Fame Member
Tresco's such a tease. Just when you think he might be setting up something really spectacular, he's gone for another under 50 score. Never mind, still time for Vikram to see us home.
 

Magrat Garlick

Rather Mad Witch
TT Boy said:
The selection of the one day team is a beyond a farce. Alastair Cook was not even a first team regular for Essex’s one day team last season yet somehow he will now open for us.
Better Cook than Strauss. Strauss + new ball = failure.
 

Goughy

Hall of Fame Member
Barney Rubble said:
I wrote this - I'm glad someone read it. :laugh:

Incidentally folks, these ladders are going to be updated soonish - input welcome. :)
Where was Bresnan? How could you not see it coming? :dry:
 

wpdavid

Hall of Fame Member
Goughy said:
This posted in April

http://www.cricketweb.net/article.php?NewsIDAuto=1639

The list in order of probability of appearing at the World Cup and where those playing in todays game rank. Note that Bresnan was not even in the top 40 two months ago.



I know there have been a lot of injuries but it shows that the selectors have no idea about consistency or their best team.

Actually, before this summer, there had been a fairly consistent top 8. Given a clear run of injuries, the selectors had a pretty good idea of who should play: Tres, Strauss, Vaughan KP, Collingwood, Fred, Jones and Giles are all, rightly or wrongly, fixtures when available. Admittedly the quicks have been a different story and I agree with you that some of this summer's selections have been clueless.
 

Jono

Virat Kohli (c)
wpdavid said:
Each to their own. A series result is a pretty good way of looking at results, AFAICS. You'd like to think that some of our players would want to stand up & be counted even in these games, but I've never seen it happen in this type of series.

EDIT
As we speak, Ali & Plunkett serve up some more garbage to make my point far more eloquently than I ever could. When the contest has been decided and one side is completely out of their depth, the the game is completely pointless as any sort of spectacle.
Sri Lanka are entitled to practice for their WC campaign though, which is of clear importance to them. So building confidence, finding out who their best 11 is and so on should not be denied because England are crap.

I understand that as a spectacle its pretty pointless, but there are more important things to go with it. 7 match ODI series should never happen, I agree, but I think playing the last two of a 5 match ODI series isn't that bad.
 

wpdavid

Hall of Fame Member
Goughy said:
Where was Bresnan? How could you not see it coming? :dry:
Joking aside, apart from Jon Lewis, who would you pick. Don't get me wrong, I'm not defending some of the nohopers we've seen, but I don't se that the cupboard is overflowing right now.
 

Magrat Garlick

Rather Mad Witch
Barney Rubble said:
Have to be honest, Bresnan was an oversight. The update is going to take a lot of thought.
Be sure to list Billy Godleman this time. Just to take in the full extent of England's desperation.
 

Barney Rubble

International Coach
Samuel_Vimes said:
Be sure to list Billy Godleman this time. Just to take in the full extent of England's desperation.
I drew up a provisional list the other night. Those two weren't in it, but they weren't far off! :(
 

alternative

Cricket Web Content Updater
Jono said:
If they play this smart, England can win this game.
Strauss OUT, makes the equation even harder now.. as the middle order batsmen are not the best in business and yeh Geriant is Crap :ph34r:
 

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