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**Official** New Zealand v Australia

Fiery

Banned
BlackCap_Fan said:
Strange bit of facetiousness, but it doesn't matter.

Let's concentrate on the game, shall we?
OK. I was (trying to, unsuccessfully obviously) make a joke that the tail starts at Martyn when you've got Symonds, Clarke and Hussey to come after him. Oh, never mind.
 

mavric41

State Vice-Captain
Loony BoB said:
Who reckons we'll get the run rate below 5 at any stage?
Not while Symonds is in there. He has started off very well. 3 4's already. If Katich can be the anchor and let Symonds run riot, it could be a very big score.
 

BlackCap_Fan

State Vice-Captain
Fiery said:
OK. I was (trying to, unsuccessfully obviously) make a joke that the tail starts at Martyn when you've got Symonds, Clarke and Hussey to come after him. Oh, never mind.
Sorry, it's a bit hard to pick up things like this on the internet 'cos of the overwhelming flow of pontoons using it.
 

Fiery

Banned
BlackCap_Fan said:
Sorry, it's a bit hard to pick up things like this on the internet 'cos of the overwhelming flow of pontoons using it.
Whatout wanting to sound like Ralph Wiggum, what's a pontoon?
 

BlackCap_Fan

State Vice-Captain
Fiery said:
Whatout wanting to sound like Ralph Wiggum, what's a pontoon?
Y'know those canoe-shaped things that make seaplanes able to land on water? Those are pontoons.

Now, obviously, when referring to a person, or people, as a pontoon (Pontoons for people, of course) you're basically saying that their intelligence is lower than a dead cat's.

:)
 

Fiery

Banned
BlackCap_Fan said:
Y'know those canoe-shaped things that make seaplanes able to land on water? Those are pontoons.

Now, obviously, when referring to a person, or people, as a pontoon (Pontoons for people, of course) you're basically saying that their intelligence is lower than a dead cat's.

:)
Ah, luckily mine's more similar to a living cats
 

Loony BoB

International Captain
mavric41 said:
Not while Symonds is in there. He has started off very well. 3 4's already. If Katich can be the anchor and let Symonds run riot, it could be a very big score.
Looks like you read it correctly. Not while Symonds is in there - Symonds out, run rate goes below 5... good call!
 

stevo22

Cricket Spectator
sportychic33 said:
NOT ME!!! We're bowling at least 1 4 ball an over. how frustrating. . let's get katich out, then we might have a chance.
Australia 117/4 (23.3 ov)
New Zealand Australia won the toss and elected to bat first

Australia RR: 4.98!

amazing after that start!
 

Loony BoB

International Captain
Fiery said:
NZ worked their way back into this game. I've almost forgotten about Tuffey's first over now. Almost.
For me, the key moment will be if/when Tuffey returns to the crease.
 

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